The show seems to be having a really difficult time pinning down who is in the Wack Pack and who isn't. I think I agree with Howard in that it should be freaks, less inclusive. It's still a work in progress, but I think the following factors indicate Wack Packiness. The more factors in play, the more likely the subject meets the qualification of Wack Packer. As I said, it's still a draft and not finalized in my mind: 1. Physical deformity - the more exotic/interesting the deformity, the better 2. Leech on society - the subject siphons off more of society's resources (i.e. welfare-type services) than the subject contributes 3. Speaking disorder - the subject suffers from some affliction preventing a normal cadence of voice (ex. stuttering, stammering, high-pitch voice, etc.) 4. Lack of close, personal relationships - the subject is unable to establish deep, meaningful relationships for extended periods of time (i.e. middle-aged virgins, non-virgins only due to acquiring services from a prostitute, non-virgins due to a hook-up with a questionable partner, too mentally deficient to consent to a relationship, etc.) 5. Unhealthy attachment to "The Howard Stern Show" - obsessive to the point of valid concern from a mental health standpoint 6. Strange behavior - subject acts in a way not considered normal and does not recognize this behavior as abnormal Any thoughts, both in regards to the criteria above or specific cases as to who is in and out?