Wack Pack and other guests...

kryptonite

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So I was thinking about the Wack Pack and other guests they haven't had in a while. Someone called in and suggested the wack pack isn't what it once was.

Holy crap, the guy was right.

Joe Cancer? Elegant Elliot Offen? Big Black? Angry Black? King of all Blacks? Angry/Crazy Alice? Uzo? Where the hell ARE these people?

Captain Janks hasn't done much in a while, but according to him, it's getting harder to call in. People know his voice and the screening process has gotten tougher.

Craig Gass (and Gene Simmons, Sam Kinison, Al Pacino's baby)

Savanna hasn't been on in a while, but apparently the porno she did wasn't well liked by the staff.

Slow Adam? Tabitha Stevens? Any/all of the non-stop farters?

I'm sure more have died than what we just know, but still...where are they?



If Eric The Midget, High Pitch Mike, and John the Stutterer are the best thing the wack-pack has going for it... wow. Just sad.
 

Die_LaMattres

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You must be mistaken, sir. Hamptonites do not ridicule the less fortunate....they save injured creatures and remove litter from beaches.
 

Snoozer

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I could listen to both all day but prefer ETM because he's so ungrateful.

Hey have ETM & beet ever talked to each other?? I bet that'd make for some good radio
 

hyson

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I'm all about the magnanimous, superfluous, hyperventilative Elegant Elliot Offen.

That guy was gold, pure gold, Jerry! I'd listen to that crack head any day of the week.

But honestly, I suspect any of the wack pack members take too much effort for Howchie to wrangle in and make something outta nothing.
 

Vargas

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That guy was gold, pure gold, Jerry! I'd listen to that crack head any day of the week.

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If you take me to Mindy's I'll give you my ARMANI suit.

Slow Adam hasn't been on LONG before the Sirius days. Angry Black said he can't call in too much anymore because of his heart condition. King Of All Blacks calls in all the time. ETM is dying, High PItch Eric is a loser that doesn't have much to say but was on about 2 to 3 weeks ago when he was trying out for "THE PRICE IS RIGHT."

The wach pack is still strong...I don't know what you want.
 

kryptonite

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I'm all about the magnanimous, superfluous, hyperventilative Elegant Elliot Offen.

That guy was gold, pure gold, Jerry! I'd listen to that crack head any day of the week.

But honestly, I suspect any of the wack pack members take too much effort for Howchie to wrangle in and make something outta nothing.

I was thinking about it, and early on in the Sirius days, Elliot was banned from the building for punching the elevator. He later was involved in some legal trouble for hitting a pedestrian with his car.

Just because he's banned from the building doesn't mean they can't take a microphone to him.


I guess part of it is the natural evolution of things. I do think that the wack pack is missing something it once had. They don't seem as "wacky."