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I just saw Stephanie (Ronnie's fiancee) for the first time. HOLY MACKEREL! She looks 25 years old, like his grand-daughter! I knew she was a lot younger than him but whoa! I'm 50 and I wouldn't been seen dating someone who looks that young.

 
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kryptonite

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Ronnie might be my favorite auxiliary/side cast member.

Well, either him or JD...but probably Ronnie.
 

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Today on the Fan Favorites show, they're doing "Sal's Citizenship Test" from 2007. Sal thinks you need government experience to be president. Artie said something about needing to be 37, a natural-born citizen "and you can't be a broad or black."
 

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I'm listening to today's Fan Favorites and they're doing a "Rapaport and Fantasy Football" segment from 2016.

That's gotta be one good thing about them doing shows at home...Michael Rapaport hasn't called in lately.

Also...this week's WUS have been good. They've been profiling various show celebrities all week and playing some of their segments.

Monday was Evil Dave
Tuesday was Sour Shoes
Today was Medicated Pete
Thursday is...... apparently TBA
Friday is Marianne from Brooklyn
 

kryptonite

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Today on Fan Favorites, they played one of the Bikram Yoga bits from 2016. I forgot how funny it was.

"My taint hair cures leprosy!"
"One drop...yes, one drop of my urine cures blindness!"
 

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I'm listening to the Marilu Henner interview aired today (originally from 2011) and Howard said: "I'll pick a random date and you tell me what happened."
 

kryptonite

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She's one of those people who have complete recall of every day of their lives.

It's the soundclip they use for "Fan Favorites" which is the show that comes on after Saturday Soundtracks.

Saturday Soundtracks is actually good stuff, BTW. It's a clip from an interview with a musician/band and then a song. They do that format three times and it takes about 30 minutes. Today was all Alanis stuff, as they did a special show for the 25th anniversary of Jagged Little Pill.
 

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I see the AVN Awards are still a thing for 2020. I have questions:

Who still watches that style of porn? I can't imagine stuff like YouPorn and XTube and all are what the AVN people are involved with. Playboy TV is still a thing. I'm not sure Spice is still around. The old-school PPV movies are long gone and that's all video on demand (and being replaced by Netflix, Amazon Prime and others.)

I've always thought of XTube and YouPorn being more amateur stuff.

But hey, they just ran though the nominees for best girl/girl sex scene. Aidra Fox won. If it wasn't porn and the number of f-bombs, this is a halfway legitimate awards show.

Either way, I'm obviously hopelessly out of it. I thought people just went to YouPorn for their free babysitter porn to watch with a towel over their iPad camera.

The amount of giggling here...it's like one of those damn valley girl conventions. Old-school Howard would have played clips. But he's too busy talking about the Bachelor.

OTOH, does anyone really want to hear someone his age talk to a porn star? This is why they shouldn't have killed the spinoff shows. Richard had that "Interview With A Porn Star" show.
 

scotchandcigar

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I guess I’m out of it too. There’s smut on YouTube?
YouPorn, it's the porn site that works like YouTube. I see Kryptonite's point, but I think some of the free internet stuff is made of clips from the professional movies. Plus, cable TV still has the PPV channels, so I assume that's the pros.
 

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YouPorn, it's the porn site that works like YouTube. I see Kryptonite's point, but I think some of the free internet stuff is made of clips from the professional movies. Plus, cable TV still has the PPV channels, so I assume that's the pros.

I'm on a forum for a TV provider where customers can ask questions and get help with their service and other users will help them out.

Someone actually asked about an issue with receiving Playboy TV and I was left thinking "You're on the internet and paying for porn on TV? There's one in every bunch."
 

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What's the better segment?

Bikram Yoga: "My taint hair cures leprosy!"

Ted Kennedy: "I would like to err uhhh apologize to the err uhhh family of Mary Jo Kopechne, but in my err uhhh defense, she was drunkah than I was."
 

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All week in the afternoons, they've been playing "Gone, But Not Forgotten" on 101, where they play segments from dead wack packers, celebrity guests and others.

Today, they did a segment from Joan Rivers. The comment section loves her.