Tom Taylor and "The Ferret" sitting in a tree

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by Chance00, Oct 22, 2008.

  1. tonyho7476

    tonyho7476 Member

    Wanting to make out with Ferret doesn't prove anything. I have been to Taylor's store a couple times, and he smacked me in the ass and said come back soon, but that is just good customer service.
  2. Davis

    Davis Member

    A slap is one thing but a grab is another.
  3. Chance00

    Chance00 Member

    i did find it funny that his website offers a free "banana-hammock" with every purchase over 70 dollars...
  4. TSS Taylor

    TSS Taylor DRC Fan

    What's a banana hammock?
    Harper has a Banana protector :jj:
  5. Davis

    Davis Member

    A Speedo or bikini underwear
  6. TSS Taylor

    TSS Taylor DRC Fan

    Oh gotcha. Sure, I wear those around the office most of the time. Even in winter.
  7. Davis

    Davis Member

    My brother (an "adopted" brother) used to wear bikini underwear. I had no idea and one day we were in a store (him, my mother, and myself) and I threw a pair at him and made a comment about them (I have no idea what the comment was). Later that day my mom told me that he wears them. A week later she told me that he threw all of them out and bought boxers. Yeah, I felt like an ass after that.
  8. TSS Taylor

    TSS Taylor DRC Fan

    I was kidding about wearing them. But that sucks you made fun of him. :churn:
  9. Davis

    Davis Member

    Yeah, I realized that you were kidding. However, I do believe that you want Ferret. :p
  10. Chance00

    Chance00 Member

    Don't feel bad. You saved him from seeing a look of terror on the face of the first girl he banged.

    Funny story though!
  11. Davis

    Davis Member

    Holy shit, this is great. Taylor, that was a great call/segment.
  12. Sirius Rich

    Sirius Rich Well-Known Member

    I have slept with Tom Taylor, two nights. Proud of it too.
  13. TSS Taylor

    TSS Taylor DRC Fan

    And I still don't get a discount on Gas. Darn false promises :mad:
  14. Pedro

    Pedro New Member

    Taylor tu eres mi hermano y yo te acepto si eres maricon, pero no me trates de convertir, oite?
  15. Sirius Rich

    Sirius Rich Well-Known Member

    It wasn't good enough...;)
  16. Bookworm

    Bookworm Member

    Hehe, good one! :jj:

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