Poster's advisory. This is a rant. You may want to go to another thread if you find it offensive.
What bitter sourpuss show Howard put on this morning with Gary, Artie, Robin and even Fred piling on...The first hour and a half consisted of a truly twisted Leno/ Stuttering John rant, plus some asskissing caller advising Howard to tell all the complainers to listen to something else if they don't like it (Howard must have seen it on the board ... :"listener wants to tell you to tell complainers to fuck off") and plus a deeply unfunny phony phone call by Blue Iris to some poor schlub who gives guitar lessons...
So... Howard did a rant against the terrible scumbag Jay Leno because he gave John a $500,000 a year job and now doesn't use him that much!. Insiders tell Howard that John does not get to do any writing for the show! Oh the humanity! And then Howard did about 20 minutes on how untalented his old friend John was (can't really announce, can't reall write, can't really do bits) ... with the asskissing crew joining the pile-on party... even Fred piling on doing the Stuttering John imitation which is really wearing thin. (You may recall that John's role in the end at the Howard Stern Show was alternately as the staff tattletale and as the Howard Stern punching bag for which he was paid maybe a tenth of what Leno paid him.) Artie threw in something to the effect that by accepting the $500,000 job from Leno, John put a real announcer out of a job. (Artie, Artie!!) Scott was revealed to have let John practice his announcing (played over and over) and not telling Howard. Howard threw in another jibe at Leno for not demanding more money from NBC (Now that's really a scheevy thing to do!). He finished up predicting that Leno would bring John to his 10PM show because he was so aware of Howard's rants that he would be embarrassed if he didn't bring John. Thus, John's continued employment should be credited to Howard.
End of Rant.
What bitter sourpuss show Howard put on this morning with Gary, Artie, Robin and even Fred piling on...The first hour and a half consisted of a truly twisted Leno/ Stuttering John rant, plus some asskissing caller advising Howard to tell all the complainers to listen to something else if they don't like it (Howard must have seen it on the board ... :"listener wants to tell you to tell complainers to fuck off") and plus a deeply unfunny phony phone call by Blue Iris to some poor schlub who gives guitar lessons...
So... Howard did a rant against the terrible scumbag Jay Leno because he gave John a $500,000 a year job and now doesn't use him that much!. Insiders tell Howard that John does not get to do any writing for the show! Oh the humanity! And then Howard did about 20 minutes on how untalented his old friend John was (can't really announce, can't reall write, can't really do bits) ... with the asskissing crew joining the pile-on party... even Fred piling on doing the Stuttering John imitation which is really wearing thin. (You may recall that John's role in the end at the Howard Stern Show was alternately as the staff tattletale and as the Howard Stern punching bag for which he was paid maybe a tenth of what Leno paid him.) Artie threw in something to the effect that by accepting the $500,000 job from Leno, John put a real announcer out of a job. (Artie, Artie!!) Scott was revealed to have let John practice his announcing (played over and over) and not telling Howard. Howard threw in another jibe at Leno for not demanding more money from NBC (Now that's really a scheevy thing to do!). He finished up predicting that Leno would bring John to his 10PM show because he was so aware of Howard's rants that he would be embarrassed if he didn't bring John. Thus, John's continued employment should be credited to Howard.
End of Rant.
