This is Ned's kind of story...

[Kryptonite]

Which is actually kind of funny, since Ned was talking about spending his vacation flying to and from Orlando, just for the pat-downs.

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down! // Current

Ned: "Oh gawd! OH GAWD! OH...GAWD!"

:jj:

 

[Chob]

Percy Cummings

Perfect. :jj:

 

[Chob]

That Dead Serious News site is very amusing. Not Onion level quality, but pretty good.

 

[Kryptonite]

That Dead Serious News site is very amusing. Not Onion level quality, but pretty good.

Indeed. I got taken as a mizzark.

Well done, lads at Dead Serious. :bigclap:

 

[Chob]

Indeed. I got taken as a mizzark.

Well done, lads at Dead Serious. :bigclap:

Bubba just did too. :jj: And it didn't come to me immediately until I checked out the site.

 

[Kryptonite]

Brent just said it was a shoot.

 

[Chob]

Brent just said it was a shoot.

It's not.
snopes.com: Man Arrested After Ejaculating During TSA Pat-Down

Brent totally Baba Booey'ed that one. :jj: