The PGA TOUR Network on Sirius 209 and XM 146

Sirius Rich

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I heard about this new book for sale:



The Short Cuts To Lower Scores & More Fun


TABLE OF CONTENTS:

CHAPTER 1: HOW TO PROPERLY LINE UP YOUR FIFTH PUTT.

CHAPTER 2: HOW TO HIT A NIKE FROM THE ROUGH WHEN YOU HIT A TITLEIST FROM THE TEE.

CHAPTER 3: HOW TO AVOID THE WATER WHEN YOU LIE 8 IN A BUNKER.

CHAPTER 4: HOW TO GET MORE DISTANCE OFF THE SHANK OF YOUR CLUB.

CHAPTER 5: WHEN TO GIVE THE RANGER THE FINGER.

CHAPTER 6: USING YOUR SHADOW ON THE GREENS TO UTILIZE YOUR 'FOOT WEDGE' AND MAXIMIZE

YOU’RE WAGERING EARNINGS.

CHAPTER 7: WHEN TO IMPLEMENT HANDICAP MANAGEMENT.

CHAPTER 8: PROPER EXCUSES FOR DRINKING BEER BEFORE 9 AM.

CHAPTER 9: HOW TO RATIONALIZE A 6 HOUR ROUND.

CHAPTER 10: HOW TO FIND THAT BALL THAT EVERYONE ELSE CLAIMS THEY SAW GO IN THE WATER.

CHAPTER 11: WHY YOUR SPOUSE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU BIRDIED THE 5TH HOLE.

CHAPTER 12: HOW TO LET A FOURSOME PLAY THROUGH YOUR TWOSOME.

CHAPTER 13: HOW TO RELAX WHEN YOU ARE HITTING THREE OFF THE TEE.

CHAPTER 14: WHEN TO SUGGEST MAJOR SWING CORRECTIONS TO YOUR OPPONENT.

CHAPTER 15: GOD AND THE MEANING OF THE BIRDIE-TO-DOUBLE BOGEY FOUR PUTT.

CHAPTER 16: WHEN TO REGRIP YOUR BALL RETRIEVER.

CHAPTER 17: CAN YOU PURCHASE A BETTER GOLF GAME?

CHAPTER 18: WHY MALE GOLFERS WILL PAY $5.00 FOR A BEER FROM THE CUTE CART GIRL AND GIVE HER A $3 TIP, BUT WILL BALK AT $3.50 AT THE 19TH HOLE AND THEN STIFF THE MALE BARTENDER.
 

semipenguin

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CHAPTER 18: WHY MALE GOLFERS WILL PAY $5.00 FOR A BEER FROM THE CUTE CART GIRL AND GIVE HER A $3 TIP, BUT WILL BALK AT $3.50 AT THE 19TH HOLE AND THEN STIFF THE MALE BARTENDER.

Oh, that one's easy. They're trying to get a "Hole In One" :shock:
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mghtx

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Hey semi, could we try a golf specific forum here? I was a little surprised at how many nascar fans also followed golf so I'm sure there are many here who, like me, would post on golf topics.

Sirius/XM cover golf, and I would like to talk about equipment, etc. with other players.
 

semipenguin

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Hey semi, could we try a golf specific forum here? I was a little surprised at how many nascar fans also followed golf so I'm sure there are many here who, like me, would post on golf topics.

Sirius/XM cover golf, and I would like to talk about equipment, etc. with other players.

I will as the admins & we'll see what they say. I'm all for it :)
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semipenguin

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Hey semi, could we try a golf specific forum here? I was a little surprised at how many nascar fans also followed golf so I'm sure there are many here who, like me, would post on golf topics.

Sirius/XM cover golf, and I would like to talk about equipment, etc. with other players.

Not looking good on the Golf Forum Front :worried:

Keep using the Misc Sports Forum for all golf talk & maybe they'll add a golf forum if golf talk picks up :)
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mghtx

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Well, the only reason I don't post about golf is BECAUSE there is no Golf forum here. ;)

I only caught this thread by accident.