Sham-Wow Guy Has Problems...

limegrass69

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Now...don't sit there and tell me you don't know who the Sham-Wow Guy is. Of course you do. :p

With that out of the way, the Sham-Wow Guy has some problems. It appears that while down in Miami, he got arrested for beating the piss out of a whore.

IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Sham-POW!

There are two sides to every story, and I think the Sham-Wow Guy should get the benefit of the doubt. You are innocent until proven guilty, right??

Love is strange, isn't it?? :eek:
 

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I only know who the ShmamWow guy is from this story. Smoking Gun says she bit his tongue and wouldn't unclamp, and that neither of them are being prosecuted.
 

Evil_Ernie

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I guess she didn't love his nuts. :D

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TheScionicMan

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She probably got pissed that his damn microphone kept poking her in the cheek...
 

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This guy has horrible Shtick and tries too hard to be cool and have catchphrases for these infomercials. Shamwow was a fluke, and every product after that that he promoted, he pours on his fake personality more and more. I wish she whould have bit his tounge clear off so we dont have to hear him anymore. Maybe that was the idea to begin with?
 

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This guy has horrible Shtick and tries too hard to be cool and have catchphrases for these infomercials. Shamwow was a fluke, and every product after that that he promoted, he pours on his fake personality more and more. I wish she whould have bit his tounge clear off so we dont have to hear him anymore. Maybe that was the idea to begin with?

You don't have to hear him now.
 

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Is that referring to the fact that he may not be on tv much anymore or that I have the choice of turning the channel when I see him on? If thats the case, I suppose I could change the channel, but those products he sells are just so damn amazing! :p
 

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Is that referring to the fact that he may not be on tv much anymore or that I have the choice of turning the channel when I see him on? If thats the case, I suppose I could change the channel, but those products he sells are just so damn amazing! :p

You could stop watching TV. Or you could stop watching commericals.
 

limegrass69

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Do people even watch infomercials?

Every once in a while when I'm flipping around, one might catch my eye for a minute or two. I occasionally find them somewhat entertaining. I'm not sure if it's the poor production quality or the outrageous claims that amuse me most. I also briefly ponder what sort of moron is picking up their phone to make sure they get their call in within the next 15 minutes so that they get free shipping, or some other nonsense.

Then it's off again I go to peruse some of the other 200 channels of crap.
 

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My wife and I love to watch Vince and we own two sets of Sham-Wows. They do work. We have been thinking of getting the Chopper just for the Graty.
 

TheScionicMan

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It could be worse. At least he's not associated with the Snuggie...



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