Shakeup @ Hendrick! Earnhardt Jr. & Eury Jr. Forced To Part Ways!

[dpkimmel2001]

OK, so this thread is total BS. It got you attention though. What NASCAR headline(s) can you come up with to grab a fans attention?

 

[Pink Willie]

Obama orders ATF to confiscate all privately owned guns.

 

[Snoozer]

What NASCAR headline(s) can you come up with to grab a fans attention?

Earnhardt Jr. & Eury Jr. dominate the chase and win the sprint cup after Jimmie Johnson and the 48 team choke and have an average finish of 35 in Oct.

 

[dpkimmel2001]

Roush Teams Up With Toyota - Signs Waltrip As Lead Driver!

 

[mghtx]

Brian France steps down.

 

[mghtx]

Pocono to cut 100 laps from race.

 

[dpkimmel2001]

NASCAR To Add 3rd California Date!

 

[flap_jackson]

"I Failed": Jr. Retires From Racing

 

[flap_jackson]

Pocono to cut 100 laps from race.

There's a headline I wish I'd see:bigthumbup:

 

[flap_jackson]

NASCAR To Cut Daytona From Schedule; California Is The New 'Great American Race'

 

[dpkimmel2001]

"I Failed": Jr. Retires From Racing

Now, that's funny! :jj:

 

[flap_jackson]

Jimmie Johnson Arrested For Moonshining

:2funny:This is fun...

 

[dpkimmel2001]

NASCAR's Jon Wood Acquires Mensa.ORG As Primary Sponsor.

 

[dpkimmel2001]

Darrell Waltrip's Digger Dodge Qualifies For Bristol Pole!

 

[flap_jackson]

Digger Axed By Popular Demand; Death To Be Televised In Last Cartoon

 

[Snoozer]

That guy with the '3' shaved in his back at Bristol has change of heart. Changes number to a '9' .Now Kasey Kahne fan. Stay tuned to Jayski for more deatils coming soon.

 

[mghtx]

nascar's jon wood acquires mensa.org as primary sponsor.

classic!!!

 

[riskybzns]

Earnhardt Jr. & Eury Jr. dominate the chase and win the sprint cup

HA!!!

the world would end as we know it if that happens. lmao

 

[dpkimmel2001]

Long Awaited Paternity Test Prove Jeff Gordon, Not Dale Earnhardt Jr. Is Dale Sr.'s Biological Child!

Oh, that explains it!

 

[down4six]

"I Failed": Jr. Retires From Racing

Now, that's funny! :jj:

Not retirement, but some "quiet time" in a "facility" due to the undue stress he feels by just being him. The poor thing..... :jj: