Ronnie's rude awakening!!!

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by Oren, Jan 29, 2009.

  1. Oren

    Oren Well-Known Member

    Sal crashes a cymbal by Ronnie's ear when Ronnie's asleep on a chair in Scott's office!!

    HA HA HAAA!!! So obnoxious! That's gonna be hysterical on HTV!

    I can be obnoxious like that too... I know, who knew?! Once my (tortured) wife was sleeping with her mouth open :zz: and I put Chinese mustard on her tongue :eek:mfg:.

    :clap:
     
  2. TheScionicMan

    TheScionicMan Last non-Hating Stern Fan

    Mustard's a good one. You should have skin popped her, that's a riot!

    I love scaring everyone right before the buildup to the scary part of a movie. I also try to startle her into jerking her rod when a fish is biting in Animal Crossing...
     
  3. Oren

    Oren Well-Known Member

    LOL! I scared a female friend like that once, and she started to CRY!! Then proceeded to try to beat me up while crying! LOL
     
  4. mrpacs

    mrpacs Well-Known Member

    Funny stuff.
     
  5. Biaviian

    Biaviian Well-Known Member

    I am also the asshole that does that. I just can't help myself, it is too funny.
     
  6. k9feces

    k9feces Member

    Once I farted in my girlfriends face.
     
  7. Oren

    Oren Well-Known Member

    I did a skeleton (real-looking, painted/aged resin) in the bathroom that went over REALLY well!

    I can't help it!! LOL!
     
  8. Ifandorbut

    Ifandorbut Well-Known Member

    Cousin Sal from the Kimmel show does the cymbal crash thing as well to the writing staff. He also wanders around the offices smashing cake in everyone's face and spraying the employees with high powered water guns.
     
  9. dZilla

    dZilla Member

    Was it because you had duct tape in your hands? ha ha lol....
     
  10. Bark

    Bark Hey Now!

    There are worse things you could have put on her tongue. Sal and Richard would have had a field day in that situation. :twitch:
     
  11. Oren

    Oren Well-Known Member

    I like hot sauces too. Once I bought one named "Sphincter Shrinker Hot Sauce", it was SO hot that it I couldn't use it for anything.

    When a friend was over, I put some on a teaspoon (without him seeing what I was doing). I gave him the spoon and asked "Do you think this needs salt?" :twisted:

    LOL!

    It almost got me killed! :p
     

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