Richard ass cheek drums...hahahaha

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What does it say about the music industry that a guy with that kind of talent has to do crank calls and drum Metallica on BoBo's flabby ass while Clay Aiken is a star?!?
 

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What does it say about the music industry that a guy with that kind of talent has to do crank calls and drum Metallica on BoBo's flabby ass while Clay Aiken is a star?!?
It's funny. I was on Napster and I think I looked up Judas Priest or something like that and guess who showed up? Iced Earth!
 

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It's funny. I was on Napster and I think I looked up Judas Priest or something like that and guess who showed up? Iced Earth!
yeah, sad that being the drummer for Iced Earth is the equivalent of a minimum wage job to the point where you have to live in a storage facility in Florida then paint Sal's cock for money
 

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What does it say about the music industry that a guy with that kind of talent has to do crank calls and drum Metallica on BoBo's flabby ass while Clay Aiken is a star?!?
I hate to be negative because there has been some great radio in the last few weeks
but what is funny about Richard drumming on some wack packer's ass?... I've got to assume that Howard is bombarded with Richard and Sal ideas every day and he has to let in a few but today we had the umpteenth phony phone call to a take-out restaurant and a guy spanking another guy. What am I missing?
 

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I hate to be negative because there has been some great radio in the last few weeks
but what is funny about Richard drumming on some wack packer's ass?... I've got to assume that Howard is bombarded with Richard and Sal ideas every day and he has to let in a few but today we had the umpteenth phony phone call to a take-out restaurant and a guy spanking another guy. What am I missing?
I dunno, I like Metallica and the thought of what was going on in there cracked me up. However, this is one that I would NOT want to watch on howardtv.
 

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yeah, sad that being the drummer for Iced Earth is the equivalent of a minimum wage job to the point where you have to live in a storage facility in Florida then paint Sal's cock for money

"Heeeeey, Ahhhhh paints Sal's cock for pleaaaasure, nawwwwt moneeeeey."
 

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I dunno, I like Metallica and the thought of what was going on in there cracked me up. However, this is one that I would NOT want to watch on howardtv.
Yeah, with all the complaints about bits made just for HTV, no one can say this was not geared for radio. As to the humor, I hate SalAndRichard gay bits, but this one was funny. Just the fact that Howardaddi . . . errrm . . . Neigh hated it tells me just how funny it was.
 

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I knew "One" would be one of the songs, I was just waiting for it. However, "Dyers Eve" proved Bobo is stupid.

[Early in the Show: Richard jumps song #2 to play song #3 for the second song in the contest]

Howard: Wrong! It was Dyers Eve!

Richard: No, Howard. I skipped #2 and went to #3.

Howard: Oh. In that case . . .

[Later in the Show]

Richard: I'm now going to go back and play #2.


Hello, Bobo? He should have been able to guess "Dyers Eve" before Richard played it the second time just by paying attention. Then, it came down to the last song, and "One" hadn't been played yet. Let's use some common sense. Will they play "One" for this contest? AB-SO-F'N-LUTE-LY!

I'm no Metallica expert, but I have a layman's knowledge of the band and their songs. He only needed to get two right. He should've gotten it. LMAO. :D
 

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yeah, sad that being the drummer for Iced Earth is the equivalent of a minimum wage job to the point where you have to live in a storage facility in Florida then paint Sal's cock for money
That's definite proof that just because you're in the entertainment industry does not mean you're rich. While apparently the Stern staff is not paid super well, it sounds like a step up from when he was drumming for Iced Earth.

I think it was great that it was all mercifully short and not too much about Bobo. He isn't as bad as someone like Joey Boots who can't stop trying! It was funny. And, yeah, he had very little knowledge of their songs. Maybe he wanted to lose. I'm glad that Howard didn't totally puss out and did make him take off that awful rug.
 
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While I won't want to watch the ass-pounding, I certainly want to see him pull the toupee off his head. I thought this segment was funny. I was picturing a full grown man over another man's knee. It was like a glimpse into BMF's Friday nights.
 

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Yeah, with all the complaints about bits made just for HTV, no one can say this was not geared for radio. As to the humor, I hate SalAndRichard gay bits, but this one was funny. Just the fact that Howardaddi . . . errrm . . . Neigh hated it tells me just how funny it was.
I'm not Howardaddi.... I'm Kelly Clarkson
 

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I am no huge fan of Metallica but I was able to name 3 of the songs. How stupid is Bobo? They practically gave him one of the answers.

Richard had the timing down well, was he listening to a track while he was drumming? Or is he just that much of an idiot savant?
 

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Richard had the timing down well, was he listening to a track while he was drumming? Or is he just that much of an idiot savant?
He may be a bumpkin, and possibly gay, and unhygenic, but he really is a damn good drummer. Check out some of his work with Iced Earth (or even Death or Control Denied) and you'll probably be surprised. Check out some of the work on The Glorious Burden. A lot of interesting things going on there, especially the Gettysburg trilogy of songs.
 

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I am a huge Metallica fan and got 3 of 5. Would have probably gotten them all if Bobo wasn't cutting them short with horrible guesses.

And you homos all want to be Bobo in this picture.