Poor Ham Hands Bill

VinnyM27

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I figured easily the most interesting thing about Bencio Del Toro was not a four hour Ché movie or whatever chicks he might have banged and how stoned he was...it was the fact that Ham Hands knew him back in the day but Howard, Robin and of course Benico himself blew him off. I guess Artie's networking was more important than something interesting that links this "Oscar winner" to the show. Horrible fawning over his bad movies!
 

Forevernever

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I figured easily the most interesting thing about Bencio Del Toro was not a four hour Ché movie or whatever chicks he might have banged and how stoned he was...it was the fact that Ham Hands knew him back in the day but Howard, Robin and of course Benico himself blew him off. I guess Artie's networking was more important than something interesting that links this "Oscar winner" to the show. Horrible fawning over his bad movies!
Benicio, Benicio, Daddy's comin' in with de vas-o-line. When we was playing basketball, your butt-cheeks was warm. After guarding you, my hands smell like 'am. Alright get on all four. I'm going to lick your asshole and grease you up. You grow up an' win an Oscar one day.

I could listen to Ham Hands all day long. Give him his own show, make High Pitch his side-kick, let RichardandSal write it, and let Will produce.
 
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TheScionicMan

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My wife swears she saw Tim Allen at Chevy's one night, I'm 99% sure it wasn't him. If he comes on the show, Howard should take my call so we can settle it... otherwise the interview will suck...
 

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They gave Ham hands a chance and he was bringing the interview to a screeching halt. Also, it didn't sound like Bencio remembered him or cared. I'm sure if he remembered him they would have kept him on the air.