My Favorite Retard

AJ_II

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Is it Gary or Wendy? Gary gets the nod from me. Sometimes I wonder if Wendy is legitimately retarded or just extremely stupid.
 

jef

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I like them in different ways. Wendy is great with her wacky voice mails and thinking of Howard as some sort of Dad.

Gary is definitely more retarded, and him arguing with himself on the phone is probably one of my all-time favorite phony phone calls. So I choose Gary.
 

Vargas

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I like Wendy better.

When she kept calling the power company and yelling at them to turn her power back on? That was hilarious.

I like Wendy more because it is fun to explore just how retarded she is. Remember when she pranked called the Waffle Shop but because she eats there all the time, they new it was her?
 

JoeTan

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Is it Gary or Wendy? Gary gets the nod from me. Sometimes I wonder if Wendy is legitimately retarded or just extremely stupid.
Remember she's not the same type "retard". She was normal until she was strangled by her umbilical cord cutting off oxygen to her brain.

Gary I'm sure was "radio gold" from the time of conception.
 

Ehilbert1

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I would have to say Gary. What freaks me out about Wendy...... is that she can actually babysit. What the hell our they thinking letter her do that?????????
 

Forevernever

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Gina Man, Gina Girl. Gina Girl was retarded, and Gina Man was just institutionalized, which is pretty close to retarded.
 
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VinnyM27

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Gina Man, Gina Girl. Gina Girl was retarded, and Gina Man was just institutionalized, which is pretty close to retarded.
Yes! This week was great with all those memories and clips of mostly Gina Man (even though ti was the anniversary of Gina girl). THAT STUFF should have been in best of the week (but I doubt whoever came up with the special thought about that and just slapped a interviews and Howard opening up that tombstone).
 

Vols44

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Wendy's straight shooting answers make me lol. Gary has his strong suits as well.
 

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Even though Wendy is the only one in the wack pack to ever approximate her reflexive responses of "Yes", like a nervous Gilbert Gottfried, to every question thrown her way, I would have to pick Gary as my favorite retard.

My least favorite retard is Bob Levy.









Or Sal.