My 1 day employment **Joke**


Queen Calypso
Apr 29, 2009
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a
good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very
loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and
welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why
the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I
just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day
and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this
line of work.
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