Mike Walker & The National Enquirer

jamesp717

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Apparently the National Enquirer ran a front page story in January of 09 that a certain Michael Jackson would be dead in six months.


Damn, how did they know that ?
 

jamesp717

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Hey Now

Come on this is major, the tabloids live for this kind of stuff. Every January there are hundreds of predictions of earth quakes, floods, famine and celebrity deaths when they finally nail one you got to give them their props. :bow:
 

Ifandorbut

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They've predicted the end of the world more times than they have back issues. They lived off of the crazy brain farts of Jeane Dixon for years, eventually they're going to get something right.
 

Vargas

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The Enquirer, while trash, is actually a way more legit tabloid. They're pretty carefull on what they report and usually avoid the made up stuff like the Weekly World News.
 

hyson

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McDonalds is starting a new hamburger dedicated to the memory of Michael Jackson...

It's the McJackson, 50 year old meat between a 12 year old bun.


AHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!