Mel Gibson's New Girlfriend

limegrass69

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Looks like Mel traded in his 53 year old wife of 28 years for some 24 year old Russian babe.
They say she's the Russian Britney Spears. I'm not sure who "they" are, but whatever...she looks friendly.


That trade up will cost Mel about $500 million. No pre-nup! :ter:
 
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HecticArt

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If I were a billionaire, I would never date a girl over 25.

Remindes me of the line from Office Space.

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, 'cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
 

MAJ Badmotherfarker

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Remindes me of the line from Office Space.

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, 'cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.

2 chicks at once is over rated. I've done that many times. Having an 18-25 yr old forever though... now that's hot. Well, from my prospective at least.
 

HecticArt

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Cool. Let me throw this out there, just for science . . . . . .

What if it was 2 chicks at 18 - 25 years old forever. . . . .

I mean, Hef ALWAYS has that shit eating grin on his face.
 

HecticArt

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He's always been a hero. Not just for all of the chicks he been able to bang over the years, but for how he built that empire off of his kitchen table with a small loan from a family member.

That's a cool story of an American dream.