I am devising a craigslist media plot. I will flood the service by offering things like 1983 porsche 911's for let's say 10,000 bucks, or a current Imac for let's say 400 bucks, or let's say a lifetime satellite sub for 20 bucks. When you click on it you will receive a message explaining why I need quick cash for chemo treatment that I won't have in 2021 when trump cancels the ACA. I'm sure it will be flagged, but I just make a new one.