Marry, Eff, Kill

hyson

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Robin O Quivers
Ivy Supersonic
Beth O


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- Go one at a time
- Answer this marry, eff, kill
- Provide 3 more
 

hyson

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Marry Beth.
Kill Robin.
Eff Ivy.

hyson-->>:rofl2:

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Octomom
Kate from Jon and Kate + 8.
Sarah Palin


Marry Sarah
Kill Octomom
Eff Kate (in every hole)

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Rosie O'Donnell
Ellen Degeneress
Portia DeRossi
 

AJ_II

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Eff Portia
Marry Ellen (for the $$$)
Kill Rosie


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Lisa G
Barbara Walters
Katie Couric
 

limegrass69

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OK...

Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Kim Kardashian

Now...remember...it's not kill, kill, kill.
And be sure to watch your t-cell count, and wear a hazmat suit here.
 

Vargas

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Oct 16, 2008
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OK...

Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Kim Kardashian

Now...remember...it's not kill, kill, kill.
And be sure to watch your t-cell count, and wear a hazmat suit here.

God, this is just horrible but, gun to my head, I have to choose.

Marry Lindsay--she'll be dead soon from the drugs so I'll get whatever money she has and, if she does clean up, she is really hot.

Kill Paris---She is just so vapid. I imagine if you shoot her then her whole body would just deflate.

F Kim--HARD too. There would be no enjoyment for her.

My 3:

Janet Reno

Oprah Winfrey

Hillary Clinton

have fun with that, fellas.
 

limegrass69

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Oct 12, 2008
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Hmmm...

Marry Oprah Winfrey. She's all cashed up.
Eff Janet Reno. She seems like a nice lady. And there's probably a bunch of pent up sexual frustration in there that needs to be released.
Kill Hillary. If Bill won't eff her, why should I? Plus...she talks too much.

Next 3:

Barbara Walters
Ellen Degeneres
Judge Judy
 

hyson

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God, this is just horrible but, gun to my head, I have to choose.

Marry Lindsay--she'll be dead soon from the drugs so I'll get whatever money she has and, if she does clean up, she is really hot.

Kill Paris---She is just so vapid. I imagine if you shoot her then her whole body would just deflate.

F Kim--HARD too. There would be no enjoyment for her.

My 3:

Janet Reno

Oprah Winfrey

Hillary Clinton

have fun with that, fellas.

Good God!

Marry: Oprah (strictly for the $, of course)
Eff: Hillary (I think she'd be fun in the sack)
Kill: Janet (mother of god, is she ugly)
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Hillary Duff
Mylie Cyrus (is she 18 yet?)
The Olsen Twins
 

ProperModulation

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Oct 11, 2008
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Marry the twins and back up the Brinks truck

F hillary duff

Kill Mylie (if she were 18 she'd be the F)

New:

Kathy Lee

Star Jones

That blonde conservative from The View
Posted via Mobile Device
 

Vargas

Molon Labe!
Oct 16, 2008
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Marry the twins and back up the Brinks truck

F hillary duff

Kill Mylie (if she were 18 she'd be the F)

New:

Kathy Lee

Star Jones

That blonde conservative from The View
Posted via Mobile Device

Had to think on this one.

F---Hassleback from the View--you know she is probably a freak in the sack--those uptight conservatives usually have so much all pent up inside.

Marry--Kathy Lee. She is annoying but hopefully with her work schedule she isn't around much. Plus, she has help up well for an older broad.

Kill--Star Jones. She offers this world nothing.

New Three:

Tina Fey

Amy Poehler

Sarah Silverman