The Cleveland Indians should come in at the last minute and sign him for a few years.
1) He likes it in Cleveland - good Hispanic restaurants & clubs - out of the big city pressure - he knows the area. Only reason he left was for a ridiculous A-rod like contract. He knows the management and didn't leave on bad terms.
2) He would have a fast center fielder next to him (Grady Sizemore) like when he played in Cleveland before and is familiar with the Jacobs (now Progressive) field outfield.
3) The Indians need a true powerhitting corner outfielder. His 40+ HRs per year would fill the need nicely.