LOL @ Hank today

beaniemac

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Thank you for calling in and telling howard that there was no need for a HTV slut when 1-click porn is available for everyone to downloan for free. We Speak your name!
 

TheScionicMan

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Hank is a staged bit. Why do you think Will keeps letting him on?

Cuz "Hank" is just a paid shill for the show just like Eric from Hoboken...

It's all staged and Howard's sitting on the beach in the Hamptons laughing at us while he enjoys a nice cold Heineken... err, I mean Beck's...
 

J3ff

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God I skipped that HTV girl 2 mins after it started, if howard would realize how RIGHT Hank is about it maybe it'd be a better show.........what a boring whore!
 

MAJ Badmotherfarker

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Porn whore segments are only funny if they freak out or start crying or something. Everything else is just a 20 minute infomercial for the girls future "modeling (read porn)" career.
 
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TheScionicMan

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I find it odd that some guys listen to an interview with a girl and somehow have to equate that with porn. You can't have one freak out or cry if you don't talk to a few.

Why does Howard make jokes? There's jokes and comedy clips available on the web too...
 

Ehilbert1

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And if it was free, you'd all have watched it by now...

Give it a day or two and it will be free on any torent site. I'm not promoting downloading it or stealing it I'm just trying to make a point. That point being it will be free and no I won't watch it. If I'm going to watch that chic I will download a clip from one of her movies. To be honest I'm not even intrested in that. Don't get me wrong I'm a big Stern show fan. I don't complain much at all,but some of the segments get old. Thats why I just switched over to Rivals radio. If someone else liked it thats cool too. I just wasn't in the mood for it today.
 

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Hank is the Electric Eel Man who is paid to call in and be a wacky caller.
 

Jgatie

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They're not getting their money's worth... even if its free...


DLM is on the Sirius dole right now and he's still whining about value for his money. Thank Christ he's only got a couple months left on his charity subscription. Then again, he's less likely to cancel after 3 free months than are troll friend's wife, and her fingers aren't even articulated anough to dial the phone.
 
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Ifandorbut

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And if it was free, you'd all have watched it by now...

If five times out of ten the hyperbole of their beauty matched up with reality I might be interested in seeing them from time to time, but the inner circle boy math rarely adds up, so what is left is more often than not a tediously boring segment.

I rarely watched the skanks when they were free viewing on the "E" channel, there's no chance I would pay to see it.

That said, I would be interested in seeing that chick that played "Stump the Booey" about ten years ago. She had a bit of a butter face, but she had, in my opinion, the most smoking hot body I have ever seen on that show. She even got Robo-Spanked if I remember correctly.