Learn from China, Nascar

[mghtx]

People have wondered if it were true or not....

China weather magic conjures blue sky for parade | World | Reuters

Nascar could hire these guys to get us sunny days on the weekends.

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[dpkimmel2001]

The evening before the parade chemicals were fired into the hazy skies, and a light rain washed the city clean.

That part has me a little worried. I'm not sure I would want the 'chemicals' raining down on me. You know, what goes up must come down. Spinning wheels..........

 

[mghtx]

Absolutely. But we're so full of chemicals these days anyway. We have a pill for everything.

But of course OUR government would NEVER spill chemicals over US! (ok, I need to shut up )

Instead of "rubbering up" the track it would "chemical up" the track. Of course that would eat up the tires and Goodyear would catch hell from it. But the Hendrick cars would have the inside data to make sure THIER tires would be ok.

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[dpkimmel2001]

I hear from a very reliable source that Jimmie is already doing his own chemical testing....... Oh wait, I'm sorry. That was Jeremy, not Jimmie.

 

[mghtx]

Fantastic! You should write bits for the late shows.

 

[dpkimmel2001]

I want to work with Dave.... He sounds like he enjoys his job. :ignore:

 

[mghtx]

He got a staph infection.

 

[dpkimmel2001]

lol..