Jay Leno's Show canceled ?

k9feces

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I will have to hear Free Beer and Hotwings, and Wakin up with the Wolf's thoughts on Jay's health.
 

Bark

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Don't you see? It was all a conspiracy! The move to satellite, taking Friday's off, avoiding the West Coast, it was all so Howard could enact revenge on Jay Leno for taking Stuttering John. He concluded Thursday's show, took a plane to Burbank, and secretly poisoned Leno! It all makes perfect sense now!!! ;)
 

kryptonite

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Yeah, it was taken off air for two days due to an illness.

Hopefully Jay will be fine.
 
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hyson

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Don't you see? It was all a conspiracy! The move to satellite, taking Friday's off, avoiding the West Coast, it was all so Howard could enact revenge on Jay Leno for taking Stuttering John. He concluded Thursday's show, took a plane to Burbank, and secretly poisoned Leno! It all makes perfect sense now!!! ;)

Or Howard is taking over Leno's show. :singer:
 

Jgatie

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I Can't wait to hear Howard talk about this tommorrow ! Oh wait:(

So what? he'll talk about it Monday. And when he does, and he shows sympathy for Jay, you and the other bitches will complain about him being soft. Or if he busts Jay's balls and wishes him dead, you and the other bitches will complain about him picking on Jay. Throw in a few more complaints about him being predictable, repetitive and hypocritical, plus a mumbling, stumbling phone call dribbling out from your gaping maw, and you have the daily bitch session in a nutshell.

Rinse, lather, repeat. Predictable, repetitive and hypocritical indeed.
 
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IronJabroni

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Thank god Jay is ok. It turns out he just had the runs. I'm so glad he is ok,can't afford to lose jay he is such a nice guy.

Hey, why not apply for the role of stuttering john on Leno's 10pm show? John edges you on talent but you blow him away in sheer banality.

I mean who can top your sterling performances as prank caller 'Hank from Baltimore'? ...and now ladies and gentlemen, Don Imus!!!
 

Jgatie

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Hey, why not apply for the role of stuttering john on Leno's 10pm show? John edges you on talent but you blow him away in sheer banality.

I mean who can top your sterling performances as prank caller 'Hank from Baltimore'? ...and now ladies and gentlemen, Don Imus!!!

Just don't let him be in charge of prepping that bit where Jay shows funny clips from the newspaper ads. Hank would be too busy jerking off to the Ames catalog to get any clipping done.

"Ughhh, give me some of that horsey love. Call me Howard, call me Howard baby!!"
 

hyson

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Hey, why not apply for the role of stuttering john on Leno's 10pm show? John edges you on talent but you blow him away in sheer banality.

I mean who can top your sterling performances as prank caller 'Hank from Baltimore'? ...and now ladies and gentlemen, Don Imus!!!

You said "anal".... huh huh huh huh... hehehehehehehe. ANAL!:eek:mfg::eek:mfg:
 

TheScionicMan

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With that big horse face of his, I figured he got some of that Polo Pony bad medicine mix... Has he been doing stand-up in Florida recently?

Chingivitis...
 

Ifandorbut

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So what? he'll talk about it Monday.

Rinse, lather, repeat. Predictable, repetitive and hypocritical indeed.

You think this is an accurate description of Howard's show on Monday?
 
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