I've had 13 beers, 2 shots of whiskey, 1 shot of tequila and a rum. Should I drive?

hyson

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GF?!?! WTF?!?! I got about 12 bud lighte limes in me. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. WHen did you get agirl firend? Is she a mijdget?
 

hyson

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KOrnan is too espensicve. Bud Lite lme is cheap and good. I litke it.

This thread is worthess withouts the pkist utres.
 

hyson

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Oh man. Your response is wayayyyyy too choenrnt. You obsviously haven't had enought to dirnksl.
 

hyson

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ARew we the only two sassholes on this forums at 2:22 on a Saturdsay morning? WOww
 

hyson

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/waaaay drunk. Wow. Please delete all crapppppy post. Aaoron, go right wahead.
 

hexagram

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You mean this one? :D



A simple search of the words "asian" and "CPT. Badmotherfarker" brings that up :p
 

hyson

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Wow. I'm hurting today. I can't believe the shenanigans that took place around here last night.

Cpt, good times!
 

MAJ Badmotherfarker

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Wow. I'm hurting today. I can't believe the shenanigans that took place around here last night.

Cpt, good times!

Same here! I have 2 feet of snow outside so I'm walking across the street to fill up my growlers. 2 growlers and a full liquor cabinet should get me through the day and back into the "drunk posts go here" thread by this evening. :bigthumbup:
 

hyson

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I'm such a light weight. I had 6 beers and was out by 12:30 AM Central time and missed out
on all the good stuff.

Greating reading though!

:bigcry: I'm surprised you can read what I was typing. Jesus....