Invasion Of The Manatees

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  1. JHDK

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  2. memebag

    memebag Top Brass, ADVP

    You're going to let 300 miles keep you from sharing your love with more than 300 manatees? What happened to you, dude? You used to be cool.
     
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  3. Wolf

    Wolf The Lone Wolf

    So many fat oprahs eek


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  4. JHDK

    JHDK Release Robin's Bra

    not even joking i thought about it. i do have friends in tampa that i could probably stay with for a night or two and tampas about 85 miles from my manatees. but i have to work tomorrow and also the article says the park is closed for them to sort it all out so id have to break in.
     
  5. memebag

    memebag Top Brass, ADVP

    That doesn't sound like the Koopman I fell in love with as a young girl in France.
     
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  6. Casual Fan

    Casual Fan Surprisingly nice

    Interesting.
     
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  7. JHDK

    JHDK Release Robin's Bra

    hahaha. i wish i could like a post twice, before and after it was edited.
     
  8. Casual Fan

    Casual Fan Surprisingly nice

    Before I'm accused of using my moderator powers for evil, here's the original quote. And the Koopman I know would steal a car, speed to the park, crash the gates and get stoned with the 'tees.
     
  9. HecticArt

    HecticArt Administrator

    Boy! This is what you do.
    Get some hip boots, a khaki vest with lots of pockets, a floppy hat and a clipboard.
    Walk in like you own the place. Tell them you're from "The Institute." Don't give them a chance to ask which one. Immediately tell them you need a desk with wi-fi and black coffee. If anyone asks your name or for your ID, just say " I see.....what was your name?" and write it down on the 4th page in your clipboard. DO NOT LET THEM SEE THE CLIPBOARD!

    Next, grab your cell phone and call your own voicemail. Put it on speaker. Leave yourself a long outgoing message that says things like "Listen, we sent you there to make sure this is done correctly." "We're paying you a lot of money to protect these animals from the locals." and "Get this locked down, and we'll get you back to your work saving the Galapagos Penguins. Your data is encouraging." Be sure to hang up before the beep.

    Next, with clipboard in hand, walk to the door. Pause. Turn back to the room and say, "I need 45 minutes alone to assess the site without interruption." Pause again. (Slightly longer than a Shatner, but no audible like Obama.) then walk out and close the door behind you.

    Go to the pond.

    Observe the manatees in all of their natural splendor. Then hump as many as you possibly can before they figure out you're a fraud and have you arrested.





    You're welcome.
     
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  10. semipenguin

    semipenguin Bum Looker

    Sea cows.

    Now back to trivia crack, since I've wasted enough time to accept another game.
     
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  11. JHDK

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  13. Wolf

    Wolf The Lone Wolf

    Manatees no longer endangered, then lets whip out our guns and nets and have some new food, I think they may taste like a cow?

     
  14. JHDK

    JHDK Release Robin's Bra

    ur a jerk! :mad:

    manatees are meant to be observed/enjoyed while in their natural habitat.
     
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  15. Wolf

    Wolf The Lone Wolf

    So fat chicks and we let those cows roam free.

     
  16. semipenguin

    semipenguin Bum Looker

    Break out the outboard motors for some sliced manatees & eggs
     
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  17. JHDK

    JHDK Release Robin's Bra

    youre also a jerk! :gun1:
     
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  18. JHDK

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  19. semipenguin

    semipenguin Bum Looker

    Tastes.
    Like.
    Chicken.
     
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  20. memebag

    memebag Top Brass, ADVP

    Here we come
    Walkin down the street
    We get the funniest looks
    From everyone we meet
     
  21. scotchandcigar

    scotchandcigar arrogant bastard

    Did your face look like a manatee when it was all swelled up?
     

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