Intelligent men have better sperm.

MAJ Badmotherfarker · Dec 6, 2008

RoadRunner · Dec 6, 2008

That explains my 5 children...my sperm are unstoppably smart!

MAJ Badmotherfarker · Dec 6, 2008

RoadRunner said:
That explains my 5 children...my sperm are unstoppably smart!

My sperm is even smarter. It knows the run the other way and keep me out of trouble!

Ifandorbut · Dec 7, 2008

CPT. Badmotherfarker said:
I guess in retrospect this should have been obvious.

There seems to be some confusion...we wanted to know if you could tell the difference between Pepsi and Coca Cola.

v1ru5 · Dec 7, 2008

Ifandorbut said:
There seems to be some confusion...we wanted to know if you could tell the difference between Pepsi and Coca Cola.

I think Skippy tastes better than Jiff.

Casual Fan · Dec 8, 2008

Ifandorbut said:
There seems to be some confusion...we wanted to know if you could tell the difference between Pepsi and Coca Cola.

That reminds me--nobody drink from cup "B."