I'm sure this revelation would surprise no one, but I'm talking about Richard. He goes to a concert, pisses his diaper until it leaks, and then goes to a midnight showing of 'Creep Show' because he tries to fit in as many horror movies as possible, during the Halloween season. He has been tucked in by elves, lived in a storage unit, lived in a van and shit out the bottom of it, and numerous other things. The scary thing is, he is for real. I believe every creepy thing he claims to have done.