- Nov 17, 2008
So I'm out on my deck smoking a cigar (Padilla Corojo Edicion Especial 2006) and drinking some Johnnie Walker Blue Label when a bug flew into my ear. I tried to swat it away (it was a potato bug) but instead I actually gave myself an uppercut. In doing so I knocked myself dizzy causing me to take a few steps. Well, I took one too many steps and fell off my deck at the highest point (5' 3") and I fell to the ground. Thank God I didn't have my JW in my hand and I, somehow, manage to not drop or damage the cigar. It must have been a funny thing to witness. Too bad nobody is around to see it.