Howards' Calling Tiger Woods a Goofy Looking Nerd?

Neigh

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What the hell??? Pasty face Howard thinks Tiger Woods is a goofy looking nerd who probably got beaten up as a kid? Tiger Woods is at least 6 feet tall and he is totally ripped... he can hit the ball a mile because he is immensely strong...ain't nobody pushing him around... As for looks, isn't he bascially a good looking man? True he is not an over-dieting white man and maybe doesn't have an enormous Adam's apple, but otherwise looks perfectly presentable to me.
 

thekingofnicotine

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He might be goofy but I guarantee if you take a poll on who is better looking, Howard would lose to Tiger.

And the way Robin agreed is worse. Howard could go in tomorrow and say Tiger Woods is the most handsome guy and she would agree.

Anyone remember a while back when Robin and Howard had the same phone? Howard said something along the following lines:

Howard: Robin, this new phone is...

Robin: It's great.

Howard: No, the calls drop constantly. I hate it.

Robin: Oh yeah I did notice that. I hate it too Howard.
 

IronJabroni

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What the hell??? Pasty face Howard thinks Tiger Woods is a goofy looking nerd who probably got beaten up as a kid? Tiger Woods is at least 6 feet tall and he is totally ripped... he can hit the ball a mile because he is immensely strong...ain't nobody pushing him around... As for looks, isn't he bascially a good looking man? True he is not an over-dieting white man and maybe doesn't have an enormous Adam's apple, but otherwise looks perfectly presentable to me.

jeez, get a room
 

beaniemac

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What the hell??? Pasty face Howard thinks Tiger Woods is a goofy looking nerd who probably got beaten up as a kid? Tiger Woods is at least 6 feet tall and he is totally ripped... he can hit the ball a mile because he is immensely strong...ain't nobody pushing him around... As for looks, isn't he bascially a good looking man? True he is not an over-dieting white man and maybe doesn't have an enormous Adam's apple, but otherwise looks perfectly presentable to me.

I disagree, he's definitely nerdy looking in the face. and he wasn't ripped when he first went pro like he is now.

but just cuz you're ripped doesn't make one hansome. just see carrot top to prove my theory on that one.

you would think howard would be cool with tiger as they are both hampton residents and might have socialized at some point. plus both married waaaaayyyyy out of their league because they're ridiculously rich.
 

hyson

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I'm a straight male. I like p*#%y. I mean, really like it.

I couldn't tell you, if my life depended on it, whether or not Tiger Woods is a handsome male. Seems pretty homosexual to me.

That is all.
 

mrpacs

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I'm a straight male. I like p*#%y. I mean, really like it.

I couldn't tell you, if my life depended on it, whether or not Tiger Woods is a handsome male. Seems pretty homosexual to me.

That is all.

Dude you're a farking homophob - prolly a closet homo.
 

beaniemac

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I'm a straight male. I like p*#%y. I mean, really like it.

I couldn't tell you, if my life depended on it, whether or not Tiger Woods is a handsome male. Seems pretty homosexual to me.

That is all.

come on man. u can be a hetero male and still know if a man is ugly or handsome. thats not gay at all.
 

RDog

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Be honest - when you heard Tiger Woods might be cheating on his wife, you thought, "That's 2 women he's had sex with in his entire life."

He is an athlete (in the broadest sense of the word) but I have never once heard a woman say how good-looking he is. Aside from his bank account, I mean.
 

robhurlburt

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well he does have a goofy smile :idunno:



regarless, I don't think he is goofy looking per say, or even ugly. I don't think I have every heard a girl say he is ugly, and at the same time I never heard someone say he is attractive.
 

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Howard today: "It's ridiculous these models all chasing Tiger Woods."

Let's see: Stanford grad, check. One of the top sportsmen on the planet, check. In great shape, check. Borderline billionaire, check.

But a model dating a pelicanesque shock jock? Oh, that makes sense...
 
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Howard today: "It's ridiculous these models all chasing Tiger Woods."

Let's see: Stanford grad, check. One of the top sportsmen on the planet, check. In great shape, check. Borderline billionaire, check.

But a model dating a pelicanesque shock jock? Oh, that makes sense...

If that thought popped into Howard's mind, he might start crying.