High Pitch Mike - gay?

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by AJ_II, Nov 24, 2008.


Is High Pitch Mike a homosexual?

Poll closed Dec 14, 2008.
  1. Yes

    23 vote(s)
  2. No

    10 vote(s)
  1. AJ_II

    AJ_II Well-Known Member

    What do you think? I don't give much credibility to Ed Torrean's lie detector test last week, but I still lean towards 'yes'. Let's review the evidence:

    -his voice

    -went to Disney World during "Gay Day"

    -likes Madonna and Michael Jackson

    -never been seen with a woman

    -went to a movie with Richard's girlfriend and cried

    -always quick to defend gays and very outspoken on gay rights

    -etc., etc., etc. (I'm sure I'm missing some bullet points)
  2. hank-the-dwarf

    hank-the-dwarf Well-Known Member

    i say yes.
  3. IronJabroni

    IronJabroni Well-Known Member

    men may be his only option
  4. ldivinag

    ldivinag Member

    [in wood-yi's voice]

    bone smuggler...

    colon cowboy...

    [/in wood-yi's voice]
  5. johninbricknj

    johninbricknj Member

    c'mon look at the so called guy and tell me there's nothing wrong with him.

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  6. Vargas

    Vargas Molon Labe!

    Honestly, I think High Pitch Mike is asexual.

    I think he is a guy that has never been laid for so long he no longer thinks about sex or needs it or wants it or even thinks about it.

    I think he is just a very strange bird that has forgotten about sex.

    All signs point to homosexual but I don't think he is. He is so uncool, he doesn't even know how to act like a straight person (not that gay people are uncool but a straight guy would not go to a Madonna concert alone or Disney World alone anytime of the year.)
  7. blyons200

    blyons200 These pretzels are making me thirsty.


    I couldn't agree more. Whenever I get depressed and think my life sucks, I should take a second and thing about how bad his life is, and the other wack packers too. :(
  8. Chrissyb

    Chrissyb Active Member

    I think he's gay, he just doesn't realize it yet.
  9. Jgatie

    Jgatie Banned

    [in wood-yi's voice]


    turd burglar...

    rump wrangler...

    [/in wood-yi's voice]
  10. Neigh

    Neigh Well-Known Member

    [in Hank-the -Dwarf's voice]

    :scratch: :eek: :eek:

    [in Hank-the-Dwarf's voice]

    [Ok Ok I admit I am agitating a bit. It's just so slow on the forum lately. My vote...not gay.]
    Last edited: Nov 25, 2008
  11. Bark

    Bark Hey Now!

    Artie makes a compelling argument for HPM being gay. He's either gay or the victim of circumstance on many occasions.
  12. Jgatie

    Jgatie Banned

    Hey anybody can make the Disney mistake. My buddy booked gay week by mistake. Of course he took his wife, and two daughters, and didn't wear a red shirt . . .

    . . . and he's never seen Madonna or Michael Jackson, and he can't do the Thriller dance, and his voice isn't two octaves above normal, and he didn't flunk a lie detector (I'm seeing a pattern here).
  13. Bark

    Bark Hey Now!

    Hmmm . . . I have an idea for a poll question . . .
  14. rickster53

    rickster53 Active Member

    Gay or straight, HPM is an annoying little jerk.

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