High Pitch Mike - gay?

Is High Pitch Mike a homosexual?

  • Yes

    Votes: 23 69.7%
  • No

    Votes: 10 30.3%

  • Total voters
    33
  • Poll closed .

AJ_II

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Oct 13, 2008
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What do you think? I don't give much credibility to Ed Torrean's lie detector test last week, but I still lean towards 'yes'. Let's review the evidence:

-his voice

-went to Disney World during "Gay Day"

-likes Madonna and Michael Jackson

-never been seen with a woman

-went to a movie with Richard's girlfriend and cried

-always quick to defend gays and very outspoken on gay rights

-etc., etc., etc. (I'm sure I'm missing some bullet points)
 

johninbricknj

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c'mon look at the so called guy and tell me there's nothing wrong with him.
 

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Molon Labe!
Oct 16, 2008
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Honestly, I think High Pitch Mike is asexual.

I think he is a guy that has never been laid for so long he no longer thinks about sex or needs it or wants it or even thinks about it.

I think he is just a very strange bird that has forgotten about sex.

All signs point to homosexual but I don't think he is. He is so uncool, he doesn't even know how to act like a straight person (not that gay people are uncool but a straight guy would not go to a Madonna concert alone or Disney World alone anytime of the year.)
 

blyons200

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Oct 12, 2008
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Honestly, I think High Pitch Mike is asexual.

I think he is a guy that has never been laid for so long he no longer thinks about sex or needs it or wants it or even thinks about it.

I think he is just a very strange bird that has forgotten about sex.

All signs point to homosexual but I don't think he is. He is so uncool, he doesn't even know how to act like a straight person (not that gay people are uncool but a straight guy would not go to a Madonna concert alone or Disney World alone anytime of the year.)

:bigthumbup:

I couldn't agree more. Whenever I get depressed and think my life sucks, I should take a second and thing about how bad his life is, and the other wack packers too. :(
 

Neigh

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Oct 16, 2008
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[in wood-yi's voice]

B.V.Deviant...

turd burglar...

rump wrangler...

[/in wood-yi's voice]

[in Hank-the -Dwarf's voice]

:scratch: :eek: :eek:

[in Hank-the-Dwarf's voice]


[Ok Ok I admit I am agitating a bit. It's just so slow on the forum lately. My vote...not gay.]
 
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Bark

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Oct 15, 2008
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Artie makes a compelling argument for HPM being gay. He's either gay or the victim of circumstance on many occasions.
 

Jgatie

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Artie makes a compelling argument for HPM being gay. He's either gay or the victim of circumstance on many occasions.

Hey anybody can make the Disney mistake. My buddy booked gay week by mistake. Of course he took his wife, and two daughters, and didn't wear a red shirt . . .

. . . and he's never seen Madonna or Michael Jackson, and he can't do the Thriller dance, and his voice isn't two octaves above normal, and he didn't flunk a lie detector (I'm seeing a pattern here).