I'm too exhausted from buying gifts this season, so I'm just going to give you the exact same present I gave to xan_user on his last birthday:
this link is NSFW! or for some not safe for home. do not click on this unless you are hectic.How large is that!?
I've been curling, and it didn't look like that. That's one I'm looking for. Can you get it in the states?