Happy Birthday Captain Bad!

HecticArt

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I don't now what the hell is wrong with us.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER!
 

xan_user

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Sorry the band was a little late.



and so was the cake..








but better late than sorry..[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEghCv4910g"]YouTube - happy birthday dear motherfucker[/ame]
 

MAJ Badmotherfarker

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Does anyone remember where the midget thing started?? I'm kinda curious. I know that a midget chick stole my car once, and I might have called this mexican chick I was banging a "midget"... can't remember though.
 

Sirius Rich

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Does anyone remember where the midget thing started?? I'm kinda curious. I know that a midget chick stole my car once, and I might have called this mexican chick I was banging a "midget"... can't remember though.

The legend started when you posted about your midget love affairs on SBS a few years ago. Don't tell us it was not true, we live vicariously through your midget love affairs.
 

MAJ Badmotherfarker

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The legend started when you posted about your midget love affairs on SBS a few years ago. Don't tell us it was not true, we live vicariously through your midget love affairs.

Was it the mexican chick?? Don't get me wrong, I've certainly banged a midget (same one that stole my car), but I can't remember which one this was. I think I only banged one midget - I'm just trying to figure out if there's another that maybe I forgot about.

I definitely banged what I would call a retarded chick. Definitely banged a midget. I'm wondering if the 4-11 mexican chick is where this "migdet" stuff all started.
 

hyson

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One more year you didn't die! You've done something Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon, Farrah Faucet and Steve McNair will never do!!

And for that, congratulations. You were born a winner; you were the fastest sperm.
 

MAJ Badmotherfarker

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One more year you didn't die! You've done something Michael Jackson, Ed McMahon, Farrah Faucet and Steve McNair will never do!!

And for that, congratulations. You were born a winner; you were the fastest sperm.


Yea, I'm sure there will be an asshole clearance at some point, and I'll get to be part of it.
 

jef

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Happy Belated! Not being able to remember banging scores of midget chicks means that you might have a drinking problem ;)