Ham Hands didn't win today

Snoozer

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He's great in small doses like today when he asked the Klondike people if they've ever smeared ice cream on their partners genitals for added flavour. :hah::hah::hah: So casual about it too.. I nearly fell off my desk laughing.
 

Die_LaMattres

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He's great in small doses like today when he asked the Klondike people if they've ever smeared ice cream on their partners genitals for added flavour. :hah::hah::hah: So casual about it too.. I nearly fell off my desk laughing.

So, you're saying that you like the Stern show?
 

sjb4

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The fix is in! Howard wanted a medicore winner and got it!

I'm going to agree with you there. From the get-go it seemed like it was a setup for this guy to get a show. I thought there were plenty of more worthwhile "contestants" who didn't even get a shot.
 

Jgatie

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I gotta say, this is about the least interesting contest I've personally heard. I didn't care who won and I'll never care to hear any of them again. Matter of fact, it almost ruined any Ham Hands appearances for me, it was that uninteresting a bit.

Oh well, can't win them all.
 

dZilla

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Ham Hands has to be the WORST person in the world to do a radio show. Although for a 'contest' he might have stood a chance, but to actually have a 'radio show'.. please.... as funny as it is for 15 minutes to hear about vaseline and anything ass related, more than that its just plain boring...
 

Chrissyb

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I listened to Ham Hands' show..and it was kinda boring and tough to follow..at first it was funny..like this guy is a maniac..then it got annoying and hard to understand.

I do enjoy Ham Hands..
 

Bark

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Ham Hands can't carry a whole show on his schtick. However, I do think Ham Hands teamed up with the internet Spanish chick from this morning would be a winner.
 

Vargas

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Ham Hands is best in small doses.

Best as a phone caller, an OCCASIONAL guest or a sit in on a secondary show.

Plus, he sort of threw out his best material first with the "ROBIN, when we wus in the shower I noticed how your buttcheeks was warm."