- Oct 17, 2008
How come this shit never happens to me? Wins a bunch of fucking money, gets a limo ride home, double-cheeseburgers, and 3 blowjobs.
I think so. I think Vinnie texted Artie back with instructions of where the whores would be and at what time he could expect to pick them up. Vinnie also cc'd everyone in Artie's address book just to be safe...and to get more airtime.did he say that the 2 stripper WERE IN the limo when it arrived t pick him up?
Yeah, it did sound a bit sad. But the image of Artie sitting in the corner of a Burger King at 4am wolfing down 2 double cheeseburgers with two whores and a limo driver was pretty freaking funny...I think I must be getting old. I was actually feeling bad for Artie when he was telling this story. Seems like an empty lifestyle.
However, I am still envious of the money he won.
Now, now. Let's not confuse our gold-diggers with our whores.I think Howard knows how the escort services work, I believe it's one of his beth kept secrets.