Great Artie Story Today

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by tonyho7476, Oct 20, 2008.

  1. tonyho7476

    tonyho7476 Member

    How come this shit never happens to me? Wins a bunch of fucking money, gets a limo ride home, double-cheeseburgers, and 3 blowjobs.
  2. Jgatie

    Jgatie Banned

    Hang out with BMF and it can happen to you too.

    Of course, you have to settle for retarded blow jobs. :lick:
  3. flowerfeeder

    flowerfeeder Member

    I love Artie and all, but I'm not sure I 100% believe this story.
  4. tonyho7476

    tonyho7476 Member

    Its completely believable. What is not believable?
  5. DoublEE

    DoublEE Active Member

    Are you suggesting Artie embellished the story? ;)
  6. JoeTan

    JoeTan Well-Known Member

    I've seen girls that are 10s up and down willing to do MORE for LESS on WORSE so I believe it.
  7. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.

    If you have money, you're the king. Hotties will throw themselves at you.
  8. Oren

    Oren Well-Known Member

    OMFG!!! HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! So funny.

    And that's politically incorrect, J! It's a mentally challenged blowjob.


  9. jef

    jef Power Pig, Hello!

    I think the correct term these days is "Slow Job"
  10. Davis

    Davis Member

    I believe that he isn't good at cards. Unless he is breaking up lines with them.
  11. ldivinag

    ldivinag Member

    did he say that the 2 stripper WERE IN the limo when it arrived t pick him up?
  12. tonyho7476

    tonyho7476 Member

    Yes, basically the hotel hooked him up.
  13. Bark

    Bark Hey Now!

    I think I must be getting old. I was actually feeling bad for Artie when he was telling this story. Seems like an empty lifestyle.

    However, I am still envious of the money he won. :D
  14. Ifandorbut

    Ifandorbut Well-Known Member

    I think so. I think Vinnie texted Artie back with instructions of where the whores would be and at what time he could expect to pick them up. Vinnie also cc'd everyone in Artie's address book just to be safe...and to get more airtime.
  15. DoublEE

    DoublEE Active Member

    I love how Howard kept asking Artie about how he made his move.

    I guess Howard doesn't know how the whole whore...errrrr...escort thing works?
  16. ProperModulation

    ProperModulation Green Type of Tube

    Yeah, it did sound a bit sad. But the image of Artie sitting in the corner of a Burger King at 4am wolfing down 2 double cheeseburgers with two whores and a limo driver was pretty freaking funny...
  17. Ifandorbut

    Ifandorbut Well-Known Member

    I think Howard knows how the escort services work, I believe it's one of his beth kept secrets.
  18. mrpacs

    mrpacs Well-Known Member

    LOL, very good!:bigthumbup:
  19. DoublEE

    DoublEE Active Member

    Now, now. Let's not confuse our gold-diggers with our whores.

    Whores are in it for some fast cash. Beth's has to pretend to love some old dude for years before hitting the motherload.

    Speaking of which...Howard always rags on people without prenups. Do you think he had the balls to ask for one from Beth? Or is this another case of Howard being a hypocrite.?
  20. Ifandorbut

    Ifandorbut Well-Known Member

    Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

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