Great Artie Story Today

tonyho7476

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How come this shit never happens to me? Wins a bunch of fucking money, gets a limo ride home, double-cheeseburgers, and 3 blowjobs.
 

Jgatie

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Hang out with BMF and it can happen to you too.

Of course, you have to settle for retarded blow jobs. :lick:
 

JoeTan

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I've seen girls that are 10s up and down willing to do MORE for LESS on WORSE so I believe it.
 

Oren

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Hang out with BMF and it can happen to you too.

Of course, you have to settle for retarded blow jobs. :lick:
OMFG!!! HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! So funny.

And that's politically incorrect, J! It's a mentally challenged blowjob.

:p

Oren
 

Bark

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I think I must be getting old. I was actually feeling bad for Artie when he was telling this story. Seems like an empty lifestyle.

However, I am still envious of the money he won. :D
 

Ifandorbut

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did he say that the 2 stripper WERE IN the limo when it arrived t pick him up?
I think so. I think Vinnie texted Artie back with instructions of where the whores would be and at what time he could expect to pick them up. Vinnie also cc'd everyone in Artie's address book just to be safe...and to get more airtime.
 

DoublEE

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I love how Howard kept asking Artie about how he made his move.

I guess Howard doesn't know how the whole whore...errrrr...escort thing works?
 

ProperModulation

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I think I must be getting old. I was actually feeling bad for Artie when he was telling this story. Seems like an empty lifestyle.

However, I am still envious of the money he won. :D
Yeah, it did sound a bit sad. But the image of Artie sitting in the corner of a Burger King at 4am wolfing down 2 double cheeseburgers with two whores and a limo driver was pretty freaking funny...
 

Ifandorbut

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I love how Howard kept asking Artie about how he made his move.

I guess Howard doesn't know how the whole whore...errrrr...escort thing works?
I think Howard knows how the escort services work, I believe it's one of his beth kept secrets.
 

DoublEE

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I think Howard knows how the escort services work, I believe it's one of his beth kept secrets.
Now, now. Let's not confuse our gold-diggers with our whores.

Whores are in it for some fast cash. Beth's has to pretend to love some old dude for years before hitting the motherload.

Speaking of which...Howard always rags on people without prenups. Do you think he had the balls to ask for one from Beth? Or is this another case of Howard being a hypocrite.?
 

Ifandorbut

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Speaking of which...Howard always rags on people without prenups. Do you think he had the balls to ask for one from Beth? Or is this another case of Howard being a hypocrite.?
Only his hairdresser knows for sure.