"Giada's Butterflied Pork Chops Look Like... Something Else"

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From someone who sent this article to me:

http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/10/giadas-butterflied-pork-chops-look-like-something-else/



 

HecticArt

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I've always wondered what her pork chop looked like.
Her head is huge, like her rack, and now I'm even more interested.

Giada too. . . .
 

hyson

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Giada would destroy any of the boys on this site.... what with that gigantic head and mouth, et. al.
 

HecticArt

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=varaAADgC84]YouTube - So I Married an Axe Murderer (Heid Speech)[/ame]

She'll be cryin herself to sleep tonight on her huge pillow!
 

Argji

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Hahahahahhaha, that picture is sooo wrong. Don't you love the digital age and the ability to capture that stuff?

That blog is hilarious. The comments about douche-bag Guy Fieri are dead on!
 

xan_user

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That blog is hilarious. The comments about douche-bag Guy Fieri are dead on!
I second that, speaking from personal experience. One of his signature crap-urants is less than a mile from my old house. One of his 3 establi-shit-ments in sonoma county, was shut down for constant food poisoning complaints and health code violations...so what'd Guy do? Changed the LLC's name and re-opened it as a pork chop house. :shifty:

But I guess he makes great Tv for those lonely housewife's home alone all day. -so how can we really complain about guy, while we're drooling over Giada?


And now more FoodNetwork pr0n...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbcPB7QR0fI"]YouTube - Giada di Laurentiis goes for a dip in the pool[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STnAhP9zxoo"]YouTube - Giada De Laurentiis - jiggly cleavage[/ame]
 

IronJabroni

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shades of the funkhouser joke on curb your enthusiasm

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o5m_mXadoU]YouTube - Marty Funkhouser tells Jerry a joke.mov[/ame]
 

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