Escaped con taunts police on Facebook

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Right now, Craig "Lazie" Lynch is debating online what to do on New Year's Eve. Whatever he decides, those plans should interest law enforcement in the U.K.

Lynch escaped from prison three months ago.

"Craig 'Lazie' Lynch I'm still here," the 28-year-old crows on his personal Facebook page. "But of course you know that cos the old bill (the police) couldn't catch themselves a cold."

In September, Lynch walked out of an open prison near Suffolk, England. He was serving a seven-year sentence for aggravated burglary. Since then he has earned cult status in England and beyond with a series of cheeky postings on Facebook. In these, he taunts police with details of his meals out, posts a series of photos with his middle finger raised in mock salute and revels in juvenile sexual innuendo.

"Quick question," Lynch asks in one of his status updates. "How many cops are in here tonight!?"

Publicly available photos of Lynch on his Friendster account show Lynch holding a Christmas turkey and toying with what appears to be a small-calibre handgun.

In a recent posting, Lynch listed off where his 4,000 Facebook "fans" hailed from. Canadians held fourth spot with 165 members.

As of Tuesday morning, he has more than 8,000 fans. At the request of police, Facebook has repeatedly closed Lynch's accounts. As soon as he reopens them, they appear to re-inflate with supporters.

Police in the U.K. are also working with Facebook officials to track down the IP address from which Lynch is updating his profile. Those efforts have thus far come to naught.

In the end, Lynch may have already predicted his own future. In a section of his open Facebook profile entitled, "About me," Lynch has written: "You'll have a laugh with me but it will end in tears. It always does."

Just search Craig 'Lazie' Lynch on facebook to see for yourself.
 

HecticArt

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I heard about that bloke. What a wanker.
Its balls-up for that cheeky bastard when the yard happens on his gaf!
A shite state of affairs this is.
 

Evil_Ernie

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That's pretty hilarious....and I'm in law enforcement. :lol:



:jj: I kid, I kid!! :D
 
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Vargas

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I love stories like this.

There is nothing better than an good fugitive story.

Especially when he doesn't give an F like this guy.
 

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I have been checking his updates on Facebook, more so through his everyday FB page he is still going...lol He has over 4000 friends on his page and on the Fan page he started he is over 20,000 fans now...lol
 

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I have been checking his updates on Facebook, more so through his everyday FB page he is still going...lol He has over 4000 friends on his page and on the Fan page he started he is over 20,000 fans now...lol

I did friend the dude after you posted that.
Awesome.