Eric the Midget loses 25-30 pounds and feels fine

TSS Taylor

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Apparently Eric the Midget is down to 50 pounds and doesn't think it's alarming. He used to be around 75-80 and has some hernia issue. But sounds to me like it's just a sign that he might not have a lot more time left here :(
 

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You could sense the alarm from Howard immediately. Artie even backed way off. Let's hope he'll be ok.
 

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Apparently Eric the Midget is down to 50 pounds and doesn't think it's alarming. He used to be around 75-80 and has some hernia issue. But sounds to me like it's just a sign that he might not have a lot more time left here :(

yeah I heard this part before I came to work. I mean thats more than a 1/3 of his body weight.
 

MAJ Badmotherfarker

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It does seem like something is going on between this and the doctor telling him to only call in 1 day/week.

If I were Eric, I would offer to fly with balloons in exchange for a year's worth of whores (provided by Howard) showing up at my house.
 

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That's sad. Sounds like things are not going well for the little guy.

How much you want to bet there will be news reports of how he was exploited by and ultimately killed by the Stern Show? Bastards...
 

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That's sad. Sounds like things are not going well for the little guy.

How much you want to bet there will be news reports of how he was exploited by and ultimately killed by the Stern Show? Bastards...

You're probably right. Meanwhile the show gave him something to look forward to and probably a sense of purpose.
 

Bark

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His family should advise AGAINST a video will/eulogy. If they play it at the funeral, EtM will lose all the sympathy he gained by dying. His personality is that bad.
 

Ehilbert1

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The little bastard has to die soon. Science can't sustain someone with that many problems very long.

Thats not true. Look at Joe Paterno of Penn State. After every football season they freeze him in a criogenics closet. ;) Maybe we should do that with Eric. Freeze him and thaw him out from time to time.
 

Bark

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Thats not true. Look at Joe Paterno of Penn State. After every football season the freeze him in a criogenics closet. ;) Maybe we should do that with Eric. Freeze him and thaw him out from time to time.

You assume Joe is still alive. Much like I thought about Pope John Paul II, I think they're doing a "Weekend at Bernie's" deal with him. ;) :D
 

Ehilbert1

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You assume Joe is still alive. Much like I thought about Pope John Paul II, I think they're doing a "Weekend at Bernie's" deal with him. ;) :D

That my be true now,but a couple years ago when the played the Buckeyes he pooped his pants. He ran back to the locker room by himself. He ran right past me and I saw no strings. :wave: Seriously they need to freeze Eric. Thaw him out every other month.
 

hyson

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JoPa is alive and well. I saw him a few weekends ago at Penn State. And he's the highest paid employee of PSU.
 

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JoPa is alive and well. I saw him a few weekends ago at Penn State. And he's the highest paid employee of PSU.


Is JoePa a Stern Fan?

I wonder if Bubba would be willing to shock JoePa's balls. :D

Maybe Bubba would supply the team with liquid ass to use on the players following bad games or practices in exchange for a huge BTLS logo at the top of the stadium. :D
 

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Is JoePa a Stern Fan?

I wonder if Bubba would be willing to shock JoePa's balls. :D

Maybe Bubba would supply the team with liquid ass to use on the players following bad games or practices in exchange for a huge BTLS logo at the top of the stadium. :D

JoePa probably isn't aware of FM radio, let alone Satellite. Those horseless carriages are just a fad, also.
 

Bark

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I have this picture in my head of hearing he died, feeling bad, and then hating him again when they start playing his tapes back.

Here's a question, assuming there is a Heaven and Hell and EtM's behavior qualifies for Hell. Should he go to Heaven just because of the shit he had to live with in this life, or does he go to hell for being a horrible, twisted, selfish asshole?