Ellis mate: Heidi Cortez has an STD.

MAJ Badmotherfarker

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She was almost in tears over admitting this. I'd still bang her though.


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MAJ Badmotherfarker

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That was pretty fucking funny. I like that they let his show go long.

And as long as she's no longer shitting up the airwaves with "Tissue Time" I'm glad.

Holy sh*t, I forgot about that!!! She's a total retard. I love that Ellis busted her on being an STD skank. Fricken perfect.
 

TheScionicMan

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I'd still bang her though.

Yeah, but I would've worn two condoms before this news... Now I'd have to slap on the whole box...

IMO, Tissue Time was cool. It was only five minutes, probably replaced a News break... not to mention it was sexier than anything I've ever heard on the Playboy channel...
 

kryptonite

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Yeah, but I would've worn two condoms before this news... Now I'd have to slap on the whole box...

IMO, Tissue Time was cool. It was only five minutes, probably replaced a News break... not to mention it was sexier than anything I've ever heard on the Playboy channel...

I did hear one mention of "wet pussy juice" on Playboy, but it's usually not that sexy.

Tissue Time was cool. I think it was originally an hour, replaced to a five-minute deal at midnight, right? I did hear it for a while at 3 AM ET or something like that.
 

Bark

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That's a shame. Now, I'll have to concentrate really hard to keep that information out of my mind when I'm "utilizing" pictures of her. :D