Dumb Laws

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So I'm wondering how many laws has Casual broke in Virginia?

Dumb Laws in Virginia
  • Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
  • You may not have oral or anal sex.
  • Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
  • It is illegal to tickle women.

Culpeper, VA
No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.

So Casual how many times have you been to Culpeper to wash a mule? :hhh:
 
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For Hectic

Dumb Laws in Ohio
  • It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
  • The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.

Bexley, OH
Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.

Canton, OH
If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.

Oxford, OH
  • It’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.
  • It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.

Toledo, OH
Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.

So if anyone visits Hectic, make sure there no snakes around and keep beer away from the fish! :p
 
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Since meme like to ride his bike for a while, make sure you do the bicycle speed limit in Galveston and don't sell and limburger cheese!

Galveston, TX
Bicycles must be operated at a “reasonable speed”.

Houston, TX
It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday
 
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This goes for me.

Dumb Laws in Arizona

  • Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
  • You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
  • Hunting camels is prohibited.
  • There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

Damn I can't let my donkey sleep in the bathtub, maybe Casual can wash it for me? :hhh: no hunting for camels and NO I don't own any dildos!
 
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What if everyone in your family is a dildo?

PHOENIX--One Arizona man is fed up with what he calls the Grand Canyon State's discriminatory laws.

"We have to take turns being in the house," says Frank Dildo, 54, a software engineer who says the state's law limiting a residence to two Dildos at a time is unfair.
 

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If this were in Arizona would the owners be arrested?


Florida Keys Man Busted For Theft Of Couple’s "Bag Of Dildos"


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Meet Mitchell Tice.

The beaming Florida Keys man, 40, was arrested last night and charged with stealing a box of sex toys.

Tice, a breakfast cook, allegedly swiped the items in January after breaking into a utility trailer owned by a couple for whom he then worked. Tice also allegedly pinched two laptop computers and a wig, according to a Monroe County Sheriff’s Office report excerpted here.

Tice was linked to the theft after his girlfriend, Pshantel Scott, told detectives that her beau “had placed a bag of dildo’s (sex toys) under their bed.†Scott, 38, added that Tice told her he stole the sex toys “from his boss’s trailer.â€

Scott turned over the hot items, which “were placed into property.†The sex toys were later shown to the restaurant owners, who “positively identified the items as heirs.â€
 

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio would lock that butt monkey away in a pink jumpsuit! :eek:mfg:

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You're dumber than a bag of dildos.

At least, I'm not the one that lost his bag of dildos. http://www.digitalradiocentral.com/studio-lounge/19379-casual-really-needs-keep-track-his-stuff.html

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