Back when they made 64 hp Ford Escorts, a manual wasn't so much fun as it was necessary. I think it's a little like that.
Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?
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The judge's first name is Vegina but she calls herself Gina. I wonder why.
Maybe these two dum-dums will get to have one of those "mother and child reunions" Paul Simon sang about. They could wind up sharing a prison cell.
Florida. Of course. Putting an alligator in one's pants is probably less dangerous for a woman than a man, for obvious reasons – but I still wouldn't advise anyone to do it.
Florida man wildly swings sword at jogger in fight over trash
He’s Florida’s garbage guard. An Oakland Park man attacked a jogger with a sword in an attempt to protect a plastic dump cart that had been thrown out in the trash, police said Monday. …
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It was either this or the politics forum
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Execution forces Florida’s First Lady to skip Trump rally
Casey DeSantis will not be able to attend Thursday’s rally, as the event is being held shortly after the scheduled 6 p.m. execution of Death Row inmate Gary Ray Bowles.
The obvious comment would be to suggest that they combine the 2, but of course I'm not suggesting that, as it might be seen as violating the spirit of the no-politics rule.
Where else...
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A Florida teen accused of trying to have her parents killed in murder-for-hire plot is ordered to remain in detention
A Florida teenager arrested this week on charges of attempting to have her parents killed was ordered to remain in custody on Wednesday.
More gruesome than stupid, but still Florida
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Missing Florida mother and her four children all found dead, sheriff says
A Florida mother of four who had been missing for over a month was found dead in Georgia on Monday, and her four children remain missing, authorities in Marion County, Florida, said.
A school resource officer is fired after arresting two 6-year-old children
An Orlando elementary school resource officer has been fired after arresting two 6-year-old children and accusing them of misdemeanors in separate incidents.
Batshit crazy? Check.
Florida? Check.
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Florida? Check.
Police say mother tells children to take off seat belts before purposefully crashing van
A Florida woman is facing attempted murder charges after police say she told her four children to unbuckle their seat belts and then purposefully drove a minivan into a tree yesterday.
Batshit crazy? Check.
Florida? Check.
Police say mother tells children to take off seat belts before purposefully crashing van
A Florida woman is facing attempted murder charges after police say she told her four children to unbuckle their seat belts and then purposefully drove a minivan into a tree yesterday.
Cut the woman a break, her logic seems pretty sound to my Florida brain:
She told an officer that her husband had put a hex on her and caused her to crash
"The devil can't hurt you, he only hurts bad people," Williams said just before the crash