Do We Have A "stupid Things Happening In Florida" Subforum?

[Wolf]

You say stuff like that to lull us into a sense of security for the next time you Rick Roll us.

I wouldn't do that, you know you guys can trust me.

 

[HecticArt]

 

[Wolf]

Why you posting pics of your mom?

 

[Wolf]

It was nice knowing you Koop.

 

[JHDK]

Instead of gross or upsetting this one is kinda fun for once:

Fugitive Florida couple smile for photo with police after arrest | Daily Mail Online

And she's cute too:

 

[HecticArt]

She would probably look cuter if she wasn't on meth.

 

[scotchandcigar]

‘Keyboard gangsters’ argued online. Then one shot the other in real life, police say.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Diploma that Florida candidate displayed in a photo is not accurate, university says - CNNPolitics

 

[JHDK]

Screw this guy. About one a week I have to make a reckless decision to swerve or jam the breaks to avoid a turtle, iguana or muscovy duck.

This dickhead should at least have to do a few weeks in lockup.

I clicked the link but I couldn't watch the video.

 

[HecticArt]

Dick.

 

[Wolf]

A mother and son were driving down the road. They saw a biker doing something unusual.

 

[HecticArt]

That bandanna should hold his brains in his skull.

At least right up until it hits the pavement.

 

[Wolf]

OMG, Hectic clicked on a video link?

 

[HecticArt]

I had a hobo click it.

 

[JHDK]

I had a hobo click it.

To wildly change the lighthearted nature of this...while hobo is a super funny word (like crook and schnauzer)...I often think about how far off I am from being forced into hobo-dom. I really worried about it a couple months ago when I lost my job. I had to come up with a plan for possible long term unemployment. Without cashing out the retirement I figured I could make it while paying my normal monthly nut, about a year. Of course I would have eventually cut out everything except food, power and mortgage when it got real bad and then could have lasted a good while longer.

 

[Wolf]

I had my wife click it.

Fixed

I understand, you're not man of enough to do it.

 

[HecticArt]

I understand, you're not man of enough to do it.

I'm ok with that.

 

[Wolf]

 

[Wolf]

Florida teacher says she was fired for refusing to give students partial credit on an assignment they didn't turn in

 

[memebag]

Florida teacher says she was fired for refusing to give students partial credit on an assignment they didn't turn in

District blasts fired teacher, says there is more to story

KSAT reached out to the school district, and a spokesperson responded saying, in part:

"Ms. Tirado was released from her duties as an instructor because her performance was deemed sub-standard and her interactions with students, staff, and parents lacked professionalism and created a toxic culture on the school’s campus.

During her brief time of employment at West Gate, the school fielded numerous student and parent complaints as well as concerns from colleagues. Based on new information shared with school administrators, an investigation of possible physical abuse is underway."

The spokesperson also mentioned the schools grading policy, stating that there isn’t any policy prohibiting a teacher from recording a zero for work not turned in.