Did anyone catch this on yesterday's show?

thekingofnicotine

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Howard mentioned that back in 06 they were doing construction on his apartment. A construction worker supposedly called Page 6 and told them that Howard wears dentures. Supposedly Howard says he wears a device to sleep that keeps him from grinding his teeth. That would explain the Polident.

It just seems like bullshit though. I know others here and on SFN have mentioned he might wear dentures.

I remember him reading a live commercial recently where his "s" sounded strange so I guess it would make sense.
 

IronJabroni

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in a related story I read someplace that each of Howard's turds contain three kernels of corn plus some undigested baked potato skin
 

Oren

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Howard doesn't have nice looking teeth, there is no way that he would have dentures that look like that.
 

Oren

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My wife, who's also a big fan of the show, has always commented on his "rat teeth". lol

He has tiny teeth that aren't particularly straight. He'd actually have a much better smile if he got veneers, but he'd be paranoid that they would change his voice/speech (which they can do).
 

robhurlburt

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but he'd be paranoid that they would change his voice/speech (which they can do).

that didn't seem to stop him with his nose (that he denied for years, and came out with the lamest revelation)
 

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If you worked with Baba Booey, would you elect to change the appearance of your teeth when it wasn't needed? You might end up looking just like Gary!
 

Neigh

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A guy with his money would have gotten implants.....a teeth grinder protector sounds very much like Howard....