David Carradine found dead of apparent suicide.

limegrass69

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According to reports, the rope was found around his neck and "other body parts"...namely his genetals. Pardon my French, but it sounds like the dude was jacking off. A fancy gentleman such as me would call it autoerotic asphyxiation. Pretty frisky for a 72 year old, isn't he?? Sounds like he was living a full life.
 

MAJ Badmotherfarker

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According to reports, the rope was found around his neck and "other body parts"...namely his genetals. Pardon my French, but it sounds like the dude was jacking off. A fancy gentleman such as me would call it autoerotic asphyxiation. Pretty frisky for a 72 year old, isn't he?? Sounds like he was living a full life.


Wouldn't be the first time...

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I hope he finished at least.

And if you have to go out with your pants off, I'd rather go out under a 21 year old stripper than by myself in a closet with my junk in a bunch. If people are going to remember me for something . . . . .
 

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And if you have to go out with your pants off, I'd rather go out under a 21 year old stripper than by myself in a closet with my junk in a bunch. If people are going to remember me for something . . . . .

I'm the caring sort of individual that would rather not scar a 21 year old stripper for life by dying inside her. That's just the sort of sweetheart I really am.

On the other hand, if I was famous she could make a quick buck with a book about the incident, so maybe that's a better course. So much to think about today.
 

HecticArt

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I'm the caring sort of individual that would rather not scar a 21 year old stripper for life by dying inside her. That's just the sort of sweetheart I really am.

On the other hand, if I was famous she could make a quick buck with a book about the incident, so maybe that's a better course. So much to think about today.

Anything to help the ladies get through collage.
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