Cookies - LisaG What about ETM?

me_rubin

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OK,




Howard was complaining about LisaG's new line of lisa G cookies. Telling her that the cost was too much ( 28 bucks plus shipping )


So if he would not buy these, I was thinking that I could start a line of Eric the Midget Cookies....


Get a bite out of this little guy... 2 foot 3 inches worth of goodness....



For those than need a little extra, We have the 5 inch cookie version...




Finally, for those on a diet, We have the Eric Light cookie.






Cookies on sale now!

With each order, we donate to the LPA ( little people of america )

 

Jgatie

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Umm..yes, I would like 2 boxes of the Eric Light, please...

great work!!!!

Ehhhh. that's 68 dollars . . . ehhhh . . . please.

Hey, if that skinny bitch can charge $28, I can get $34 for mine!!

Check back next week for the ETM/Artie Lange cookie. Fatass ain't getting a dime from me on that one!
 

TheScionicMan

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They should be designed like the LisaG cookies. One would be his face complete with blotchy forehead frosting. One would be the Power Chair. Another one could be balloons. Maybe a WebCam cookie. The last two should be a semi-hot whore and Dennis Huff with a gun to her head...
 

Jgatie

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They should be designed like the LisaG cookies. One would be his face complete with blotchy forehead frosting. One would be the Power Chair. Another one could be balloons. Maybe a WebCam cookie. The last two should be a semi-hot whore and Dennis Huff with a gun to her head...
Loved the Bunny Ranch guy (was it Dennis??) who said the girls looked like they were marching to the "showers" at Auschwitz rather than walking down the hallway to a bedroom at the Bunny Ranch.

"All they needed were shaved heads."
:lol:

The ETM stuff this week was great.

Also, on this cookie stuff - We could do Stuttering John cookies too.

One holding up his Tonight Show mug. Others as a chubby, in his 40's Danny Zucco dancing to "S-S-S-S-umma LLLLL-arrrrhc Lovin'", at the wheel of "G-G-G-G-Ga-Reeeeshed Lacgh-uuhhghghh-itenin' " and him dancing with "Thaaaaagh Wu-wun-wu-wun Thaggggg I-I-I W-W-Wahnth"
 

TheScionicMan

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Loved the Bunny Ranch guy (was it Dennis??) who said the girls looked like they were marching to the "showers" at Auschwitz rather than walking down the hallway to a bedroom at the Bunny Ranch.

"All they needed were shaved heads."
:lol:
It was Jonny Fratto quoting Rich from the BR. Jonny's always so quick to throw Eric under the bus, I'd love to see ETM's face when Jonny said that.


I thought of another ETM cookie:

A creme filled cookie shaped like a mattress! :clap: