Classic Sal over vacation

Steel Cranium

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"Jews are the Viagra of real estate"... Sal 8/10/2009

"When a Jew moves in the neighborhood it's the opposite of a minority moving in"

He even had Artie speachless.

Classic Sal. I wonder why his wife won't give "it" to him.
 

Ehilbert1

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I was thinking of starting a thread about Sal today. Thanks for starting one. I know a lot of people think he's a total ass and a jerk for all the shit he did at his wifes friends party. I personaly think it was great and that bitch deserves all the shit and embarrassment he gives her. I think somewhere in his subconscious he does that shit to get her back for being lier and a cheat. It probably doesn't help that she works like once a week and expects a mercedes and this expensive shit. So I say way to go Sal. Get her back any way you can. We all know he can't divorce her. He would be out on the street.
 

Bark

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"Jews are the Viagra of real estate"... Sal 8/10/2009

"When a Jew moves in the neighborhood it's the opposite of a minority moving in"

He even had Artie speachless.

Classic Sal. I wonder why his wife won't give "it" to him.

Is it that, or is it when you don't get any sex, these crazy thoughts start to form in the mind of any man in that situation. :D
 

robhurlburt

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I was thinking of starting a thread about Sal today. Thanks for starting one. I know a lot of people think he's a total ass and a jerk for all the shit he did at his wifes friends party. I personaly think it was great and that bitch deserves all the shit and embarrassment he gives her. I think somewhere in his subconscious he does that shit to get her back for being lier and a cheat. It probably doesn't help that she works like once a week and expects a mercedes and this expensive shit. So I say way to go Sal. Get her back any way you can. We all know he can't divorce her. He would be out on the street.

i can def agree with you on some level. He has an underlying hatred towards his wife. I'm not sure if "hatred" is the right word, but thats all i can think of right now
 

hyson

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Sal just vocalizes what everyone else is really thinking, deep down inside. And if you say otherwise, you're bullshitting.
 

robhurlburt

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Sal just vocalizes what everyone else is really thinking, deep down inside. And if you say otherwise, you're bullshitting.

i have never thought of jews bringing up realestate value. Honestly, who has?

Now...I have in the past had very "ghetto" minorities rent houses across the street from me, with broken down cars, trash everywhere, and basically made a mess of their yard. At the time we were selling our house, and I did feel it brought down the value of our neighborhood. Same can be said for all the college kids living in our neighborhood also, so it really has nothing to do with minorities. Its not like college kids keep up on the lawn, and clear their beer cans and trash.
 
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beaniemac

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"Jews are the Viagra of real estate"... Sal 8/10/2009

"When a Jew moves in the neighborhood it's the opposite of a minority moving in"

He even had Artie speachless.

Classic Sal. I wonder why his wife won't give "it" to him.

u mean drawing semen on the mouth of the picture of the person's whose house you've been invited to wasn't enough?
 

beaniemac

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man, wouldn't it be great if sal got divorced before the end of howard's contract?? esp if they discuss it a lot on air. knowing sal, he'd love all that attention from his personal god that is howard.
 

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man, wouldn't it be great if sal got divorced before the end of howard's contract?? esp if they discuss it a lot on air. knowing sal, he'd love all that attention from his personal god that is howard.

The wages of forfeiting half of your wages.