Channel 9: Show 5

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by Ifandorbut, Oct 13, 2008.

  1. Ifandorbut

    Ifandorbut Well-Known Member

    This episode opened with Billy as George Steinbrenner operating the puppet strings of his son Hank, a new general partner to the Yankee organization. Billy kept falling out of Hank's voice and into George's voice while hurling insults towards then baseball commissioner Fay Vincent.
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    As the camera pulled up it became obvious that the voice of "Hank" was that of Hank's father "George".
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    After George berated the cameraman for pulling up too high, he accidentally let a fart rip through his pants. Embarrassed by his flatulence Steinbrenner remarked, "Did that go out over the air? I don't want people to know what a mess I am"
    It was the same line that Billy used as Larry Fine just a few episodes earlier.
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    Howard talked briefly that the ratings for a wrestling program on another network were incredibly high, so he figured if people wanted wrestling then he would also give them wrestling. Howard said by the end of the program he would wrestle the two girls waiting for him in Channel 9's boxing ring. The two girls he had waiting were not "beauties" by any stretch, so Howard threw an insult their way just to get them warmed up. Howard said, "What...did we audition fifty girls and then take the worst two?"

    After the wrestling talk Howard said he had an interview with Saddam Hussein lined up. Saddam was played by Billy West.
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    Billy's accent sounded more British than anything else, but the segment was amusing. Billy said he was "Hitler for the 90's"

    After that segment Howard brought out Pat Cooper, but before things could get cooking with Pat, Howard made Pat watch a filmed segment of a Leona Helmsley parody called "Helmsley's Palace". Leona was played brilliantly by Billy.
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    Howard did a "picture association" with Pat. Howard showed Pat some 8X10's of celebrities to hear Pat rant on and on. Pat dished out the dirt on Tony Bennett, Lola Falana, Roseanne Barr, Jackie Mason, Johnny Carson, Geraldo Rivera and Frank Sinatra.
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    Howard also addressed why he doesn't wear clear glasses on television. To illustrate this example Howard borrowed Pat's glasses for a moment.
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    Howard asked why Pat wears these types of glasses instead of getting contacts. Pat said, "I don't wear nuttin' inside my eyeballs"
  2. Ifandorbut

    Ifandorbut Well-Known Member

    Howard had Robin start off her news segment. Robin touched on Tawana Brawley and Al Sharpton outside the "jogger trial". Pat was tired of all of this grandstanding, he wants people to go out and get guns. Robin had video of a man saving a gorilla from drowning at the Detroit Zoo. Howard asked Gary if he could swim. Robin ended the news segment with a story about the medical problems that exist for golfers that clean their balls by licking them. One golfer in particular lost his tongue to tongue cancer.

    Howard brought out Dr. Joyce Brothers for a quick segment after the news. Howard asked Dr. Joyce why John stutters so much.
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    Howard made Dr. Joyce watch the Stuttering John interviews. The first interview was with Dick Clark. John asked Dick a series of questions that Dick was able to duck for the most part. Dick tried to wrap up the interview by mockingly calling out Howard for being a coward by not asking these terrible questions himself.
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    Going back to Dr. Joyce, Howard started to become impatient when Dr. Joyce answered one of Howard's questions with a long and boring answer. Here you can see Howard pretending to snore at Dr. Joyce's boring answer.
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    Howard went back to Stuttering John's next interview. This time Stuttering John cornered John Amos from "Good Times". John Amos asked John how in the world did a guy with a speech impediment ever get a job as an interviewer?
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    Howard came back from the break with the Moody Blues in the studio. I don't think the Moody's totally got the Stern vibe, but they seemed to be good sports considering...
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    They sang a shaky version of "Tuesday Afternoon" and a good version of "Lovely To See You". On "Lovely..." they got Sukreet Gabel to dance to the song.

    Here's the link to 'Lovely To See You'
    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAkvF_mHcXk[/ame]
  3. Ifandorbut

    Ifandorbut Well-Known Member

    Howard ended the show as promised...by wrestling. Howard insulted the two women in the ring with him while grabbing ass and doing a half-hearted Andy Kaufman impersonation.
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    Howard said he was going to go after the sexy one, but he couldn't figure out which one it was.
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    Howard said it was a good thing he wasn't wearing his glasses, he might actually see what he's wrestling.
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    There's no need to have any real caption here, I just wanted to include it. The moustache is fake...the lips and teeth...are real.
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