Channel 9: Show 2

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by Ifandorbut, Oct 12, 2008.

  1. Ifandorbut

    Ifandorbut Well-Known Member

    Howard started off the show talking about how his wife is upset with him for kissing Jessica Hahn on last week's show. He promised Alison that the kiss was innocent, but Alison swears that she saw him give her the tongue. Howard was so sure that he would pass a lie detector test that he took one before the show in order to broadcast the results when they started to tape.

    Here's Howard before the show taking the lie detector test.
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    And here's Howard swearing off the validity of the test once it found that he was uh....being deceptive.

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    Coming back from the commercial break, the show had a filmed segment of Billy West as Larry Fine giving a message to Saddam Hussein. Larry told Saddam, "I'm warnin' you".
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    He then insulted Saddam by insinuating that his wife wasn't looking so good these days. Here's a picture of his wife...you be the judge.

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    Then out of nowhere, the Jokeman flew into the scene and delivered a pie in the face to Larry Fine....despite being "warned". Larry could hardly get off a shot from his seltzer bottle.
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  2. Ifandorbut

    Ifandorbut Well-Known Member

    After the Larry Fine bit, Howard and the crew were back in the studio talking about the next hidden camera prank they were going to play on Kimberly Taylor. Howard was going to see if Kimberly would let him have any kind of sex with her before the show to wind him down, to ease his stress, then he would have Gary come in and ask if she thought Howard was acting strange, just to see if she would tell on him. But before all of that, Howard read a Nutrisystem ad, replete with a man playing the panflute.

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    After the in studio ad, Howard pranked Kimberly, much in the same way that he pranked Jessica Hahn the week before.

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    Then he brought Kimberly out into the studio, but Kimberly is a Penthouse model and she really didn't have much to say.
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    Howard asked her advice if he should get surgery on his nose. He showed pictures of what his nose looks like and what it would look like after surgery.
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    Before letting Kimberly go, Howard tried to sneak in some tongue while kissing her goodbye.
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    Howard then brought back(by popular demand)the services of Kenneth Keith Kallenbach. Kenneth wanted to prove that he could blow smoke through his eyes.
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    But before that could happen, Kenneth blew gas from his ass.
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    Fred was partly amused.

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  3. Ifandorbut

    Ifandorbut Well-Known Member

    Kenneth drank from a beer bong to get himself psyched.
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    He tried to smoke and blow the smoke through his eyes...
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    But he ended up spitting out loogey instead.
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    The studio rocked with the sound of laughter...
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  4. Ifandorbut

    Ifandorbut Well-Known Member

    Howard brought in Billy(as Larry Fine)to do a Snapple ad, but also decided to let Kenneth stay in to help Billy model the drink. Here you can see Billy, in a tribute to Kenneth, try to get the Snapple to come out of his eyes after drinking it.
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    Not to be outdone, Kenneth tries to chug the whole bottle.
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  5. Ifandorbut

    Ifandorbut Well-Known Member

    The next bit was a filmed record ad featuring the hits of Father Ritter. Billy did the voice over in the same vein of a K-Tel record ad. Song titles included: "Sittin' On The Dock(With A Boy), "All The Young Nudes", and "Please Release On Me".
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    The video included young men on swings with no shirts on, and Father Ritter salivating while looking at glossy 8X10's of Fred Savage and Neil Patrick Harris.
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    The next segment was Robin's News. She went over the idea of the U.S. going to war with Iraq; she showed a funny video of Mayor Dinkins sweating profusely; and a report on the "Dartman of Manhattan". In this case the Dartman was played by a midget that they would use repeatedly throughout the shows two year run.
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    Howard did a Brother ad and then brought Stuttering John and Gary into the studio. Howard made Gary wear a wedding veil. Though at first Gary looked extremely perplexed...
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    ...the end result was that it made quite an exquisite bridle....uh..he made an exquisite bride.
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  6. Ifandorbut

    Ifandorbut Well-Known Member

    Then Stuttering John asked Tom Landry a bunch of questions about Tom's penchant for wearing hats.
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    There was another Nutrisystem ad, this time Howard and Robin were eating the food while doing the commercial.
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    Howard did a quick segment on Stupid Human Tricks. One guy unsuccessfully picked up popcorn with his loogey, while this guy successfully trailed a chain through his nostrils and out of his mouth.
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    Howard ended the show by bringing out his inner circle to ask them questions about their peculiarities. Jackie could stick his tongue out like Gene Simmons.
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    Fred was lost in doing a really good David Brenner imitation.
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    And Boy Gary...well, he was about to make a new nickname for himself...but that would happen on another day, in another studio, but as you can see...it was just waiting to happen.
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