And with that another episode had started. Howard started off by talking about the local television news program
that airs before his show and how he thinks that the newscasters sort of look down on Howard and his show.
Howard noticed that one of the newscasters(Jennifer Valoppi) never even bothers to say his name when it comes time
to promote Howard's show and that she leaves that job to one of the other newscasters, Reg Wells.
Howard said he wanted to just eat her up because she was so good looking. Howard showed clips of Jennifer saying
good night for each Saturday night newscast, but each she would let Reg do Howard's promotion.
Howard took to using his telestrator to diagram how the news could be better. You can see how Howard wanted
Jennifer to wear a lower cut blouse. He also wanted some dental bonding on the other female newscaster and he decided to showcase Reg's hair.
They went to break after the newscast segment and came back with a new mask for Gary. A listener made this mask specifically for Gary's usage.
The listener also stated that he was developing a new device for Gary that would end up being the gum spraying machine.
The next letter was a made up letter, written by either Jackie or Fred.
The letter stated that she was in love with the producer Dan Foreman.
The woman was a Miss Eileen Dover. Here you can see why she might have loved Dan so very, very much.