Capt. Janks in Jail?

Sirius Rich

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I did not know this and I guess I should listen to the show more often.

Dan Gross: Stern's Captain, in the brig, takes new broadsides


By Dan Gross
Philadelphia Daily News
PRANK CALLER Tom Cipriano, better known as Capt. Janks to fans of Howard Stern's Sirius/XM satellite radio show, is still locked up at Montgomery County Correctional Facility over his April 23 arrest by Plymouth Township Police for allegedly scamming a handful of bars.

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Ehilbert1

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Fuck Janks! He broke the law and used the Stern show name to do it. I know Artie has a huge heart,but I would let him rot.
 

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"On the line we have the regional director of the CDC, Mr. Eric Norris, on the line. What can you tell us about the swine flu?"

"Well it seems to be a mutation of the very dangerous {beep...this call is being monitored and recorded by the NY Dept of Corrections... beep...}Retarded Flu..."