Calling All Amateur Shrinks on Howard's Obsession with Shaved Pubic Hair

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by Neigh, Nov 3, 2008.

  1. Neigh

    Neigh Well-Known Member

    What is with Howard's obsession with shaved pubic hairs? Any amateur psychological opinions? He shaves himself clean, doesn't he? And he's got Sal and Richard looking even more repulsive clean shaven. He might be interested in this from Wikipedia:

    Trimming or completely removing pubic hair has become a custom in many cultures. In Islamic societies, for example, removing the pubic hair is a religiously endorsed practice.[4] A preference for hairless genitals is known as acomoclitism. The method of removing hair is called depilation (when removing only the hair above the skin) or epilation (when removing the entire hair). The trimming or removal of body hair by men is sometimes referred to as manscaping.
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  2. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.

    I prefer it and girls seem to as well.
  3. Ehilbert1

    Ehilbert1 Ooh-Rah!!!!

    I second that. I prefer it like that too.
  4. Jgatie

    Jgatie Banned

    He's never said he shaves himself clean. He always said he keeps it "trimmed."

    More hearing only what he wants to hear from ol' Neigh-addict.:rolleyes:
  5. Neigh

    Neigh Well-Known Member

    How about "more reading only what he [you] wants to read". A question mark at the end of a sentence is indicative of not knowing the answer. Duh. (I actually think he does.) But why not address the issue... why is he so obsessed? Preferences are one thing but fanaticism is another. Seems to love that prepubescent little-girl look.
  6. JoeTan

    JoeTan Well-Known Member

    Well it's a sign that the woman gives a crap about what she's got going on down there MEANING she could "hop on pop" at any given moment AND if it's a "well off woman" and not some skank then it's even hotter cause she isn't in it for the money.

    I don't think it's a "child fetish" perversion or anything like that.
  7. Jgatie

    Jgatie Banned

    Uhhh, no he doesn't. He's said it dozens of times that he trims it, but not totally clean. So I'll amend my critique and say you only think what you want to think, how's that? :rolleyes:

    I don't "address the issue" because the pubic hair grooming habits of my preferred radio host is not an "issue" to me. I couldn't give a fiddler's fig how/why/when or where he shaves himself. He's entertainment to me.

    Once again, here's how I evaluate the show - Did I laugh today? Yes = Good show. No = Bad show. Too many of the latter compared to the former; I cancel. Period.
    Last edited: Nov 3, 2008
  8. Bark

    Bark Hey Now!

    Remember the 70s look? WOW! It's like they didn't have razors or trimmers back then. :smug:
  9. Neigh

    Neigh Well-Known Member

    So, you are saying that the only proper threads are those that are limited to "Did I laugh today". Isn't it true that most posters on this forum and the other forums are facinated with Howard the off-air person and sometimes monster. As an example, I am thinking of that most amazing event, when Gary gave the nouveau middle-class dinner party in Connecticut... the one where Howard walked out before the meal was over and bellowed to Beth to hurry up when she was making nice with the humiliated Mrs. Booey, the one where Howard shut the door because of a draft and thereby shut out the string ensemble sawing away in the yard ... Would that be in an incorrect thread...?
  10. Jgatie

    Jgatie Banned

    By the way, not to encourage any more of these threads from ol' Neigh-addict, but I find it hard to jump on the "he must be a pedophile-in-denial because he like the pre-pubescent look" wagon simply because shaved women in no way remind me of pre-pubescent girls. Why? Because pre-pubescent girls don't have breasts. If he starts wanting shaved women with radical mastectomies, the ol' Neigh can pull his armchair up to Howard's couch and shrink away. Until then, he can stick to moaning about the homophobia and "hetero guilt". :zz:
  11. TSS Taylor

    TSS Taylor DRC Fan

    Here is my thought on why Howard is like this.

    He wants a woman the EXACT opposite of his mother. She had a big old bush.


    Howard wants no hair

  12. Jgatie

    Jgatie Banned

    I didn't correct your thread, I corrected your statement/question in which you assumed he shaved clean. Then I gave you my opinion on your analysis. If you feel my opinion is infringing on your ability to express your ideas and thoughts, well . . . . :bigcry: Post all you want about any crazy idea that flows into your decidedly over-analytical mind, Skippy. I love seeing what the "geezer" who has an obession with tearing down that which he claims to love can come up with.

    And no, speaking for myself, I'm not fascinated with "Howard the off-air person and sometimes monster." I don't know him, I don't claim to know him and frankly, I'd probably be disappointed if I did know him. I listen because he makes me laugh; but Howard Stern The Person is not part of my life . . . The Howard Stern Show is.
  13. IronJabroni

    IronJabroni Well-Known Member

    this is correct!
  14. jef

    jef Power Pig, Hello!

    Plus, it's hot. 'nuff said.
  15. Neigh

    Neigh Well-Known Member

    Aha! Sounds plausible to me.

    Thanks for actually discussing the issue.
  16. kingchuck69

    kingchuck69 Joker! Joker! Joker!

    One good reason for trimmed puss: it's more sanitary (no crabs, I hope).

    If a woman shaves her asshole, that's good, too. It's like the story I heard about Jenny McCarthy some time ago on the Stern show where she talks about receiving oral and the guy licking her almost puked because he found a dingleberry on her taint.

    I go to the strip club on occasion, and most of the girls are totally shaved. If not, they have a landing strip.
  17. blyons200

    blyons200 These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    I 3rd that, and I remove all mine as well.
  18. ldivinag

    ldivinag Member

    +69... ;)
  19. Neigh

    Neigh Well-Known Member

    Howard Stern on 11/4/08: "My balls stuck to my legs last time I shaved down"
  20. Neigh

    Neigh Well-Known Member

    "Correct thread" as in appropriate for the forum.. not as in correcting an error in the thread. OK... you knew that but are just jerking me around, right?

    Why "Skippy"? It's not particularly demeaning and it's certainly not funny. I don't get it.

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