Bree Olsen Interveiw Check list For Tommorrow.

hank-the-dwarf

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Wow are you super hot! { }
What are your parents like? { }
What were you like in high school? { }
what did you do last night?{ }
(Something tells me you got a wild life) { }
(I'm diggin you) { }
You're hot *repeat* { }
You're wild *repeat* { }
I bet your fun in the sac! { }
Ever do anybody famous? { }
Do you do gangbangs? { }
Do you do anal? { }
Do you like big penises? { }
Do you do black guys? { }
Do you do it with girls? { }
How many Pornos have you done? { }
How much money do you make in porno? { }
Are your boobs fake or real? { }
Can we see them? (followed by "WOAH" and Artie's "hottest chick ever") { }


I left spaces for the "x" :ter:
 

hyson

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Wow are you super hot! { }
What are your parents like? { }
What were you like in high school? { }
what did you do last night?{ }
(Something tells me you got a wild life) { }
(I'm diggin you) { }
You're hot *repeat* { }
You're wild *repeat* { }
I bet your fun in the sac! { }
Ever do anybody famous? { }
Do you do gangbangs? { }
Do you do anal? { }
Do you like big penises? { }
Do you do black guys? { }
Do you do it with girls? { }
How many Pornos have you done? { }
How much money do you make in porno? { }
Are your boobs fake or real? { }
Can we see them? (followed by "WOAH" and Artie's "hottest chick ever") { }


I left spaces for the "x" :ter:


Funny stuff
 

TheScionicMan

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They need to A/B her outburst with Scott the Engineer's "I told you not to use the tape..."
 

Chob

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Wow are you super hot! { }
What are your parents like? { }
What were you like in high school? { }
what did you do last night?{ }
(Something tells me you got a wild life) { }
(I'm diggin you) { }
You're hot *repeat* { }
You're wild *repeat* { }
I bet your fun in the sac! { }
Ever do anybody famous? { }
Do you do gangbangs? { }
Do you do anal? { }
Do you like big penises? { }
Do you do black guys? { }
Do you do it with girls? { }
How many Pornos have you done? { }
How much money do you make in porno? { }
Are your boobs fake or real? { }
Can we see them? (followed by "WOAH" and Artie's "hottest chick ever") { }


I left spaces for the "x" :ter:
You forgot:

A shitload of listeners changing the channel. { }
They need to A/B her outburst with Scott the Engineer's "I told you not to use the tape..."

Most definitely.
 

mrpacs

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How about the ever boring, "Will you ride The Sybian?" { }

Artie will of course say, "She's the hottest chick we've ever had in here", and then offer her $10k-$20K for a blowie.
 

Ifandorbut

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In addition to all of the standard questions that Howard uses during an askaskank segment, my favorite is the addendum he often uses after the question, the obligatory coaxing tone in his voice when he asks/pleads, "be honest".

"When was the first time you did anal, be honest?"

"What was it like the first time you had a girl down there, be honest?"

"Have you ever made love to anyone famous, be honest?"
 

Oren

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Thanks to you, I almost broke my cordless keyboard. :rofl2:

Douchebags!


:p
 

Spokker

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The Wheel of Sex was so much more creative than the boring sybian. I can go to one of those porn streaming sites right now and see a bunch of sybian rides with full penetration.

At least with the Wheel of Sex they have to stick Benjy's toes in their ass or something.
 

TheScionicMan

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In addition to all of the standard questions that Howard uses during an askaskank segment, my favorite is the addendum he often uses after the question, the obligatory coaxing tone in his voice when he asks/pleads, "be honest".

"When was the first time you did anal, be honest?"

"What was it like the first time you had a girl down there, be honest?"

"Have you ever made love to anyone famous, be honest?"

I prefer Bubba's "...and don't lie, like you do a lot..."
 

Die_LaMattres

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Don't forget the countless number of fans that will be so entertained that they will lose control of their vehicles and end up off the road as a result of this stellar interview.:jj:
 

mrpacs

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The Wheel of Sex was so much more creative than the boring sybian. I can go to one of those porn streaming sites right now and see a bunch of sybian rides with full penetration.

At least with the Wheel of Sex they have to stick Benjy's toes in their ass or something.

Agreed
 

robhurlburt

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Wow are you super hot! { }
What are your parents like? { }
What were you like in high school? { }
what did you do last night?{ }
(Something tells me you got a wild life) { }
(I'm diggin you) { }
You're hot *repeat* { }
You're wild *repeat* { }
I bet your fun in the sac! { }
Ever do anybody famous? { }
Do you do gangbangs? { }
Do you do anal? { }
Do you like big penises? { }
Do you do black guys? { }
Do you do it with girls? { }
How many Pornos have you done? { }
How much money do you make in porno? { }
Are your boobs fake or real? { }
Can we see them? (followed by "WOAH" and Artie's "hottest chick ever") { }


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i want to listen and check off all the things you have listed. but i can't. i don't care enough about this chick. it sounds like every other stupid porno broad they have in. yippie :rolleyes:
 

Die_LaMattres

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Did they get into the Bubba thing? I missed the interview.


They did briefly. She said that the next night after the incident, someone from Bubba's camp came to where she was "working" and made up. She said everything is cool, now.
 

robhurlburt

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well, if we have a checklist, we might as well do a lisa renna checklist

-tone down the lips
-your so hot in playboy
-i had a huge crush on you on melrose place
-this is how you do an interview
-tell me about the classes you went to to please your husband
-what is the basket
-why do you still have full bush

did i cover most of it, because i am FFW now.

at least the tradio call was funny this morning
 

Snoozer

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They did briefly. She said that the next night after the incident, someone from Bubba's camp came to where she was "working" and made up. She said everything is cool, now.

Hmmm I wonder who is BS'ing. Her or Bubba because the next day he didn't seem to happy with the situation at all and sounded like he wasn't going to make nice.
Maybe I'll call in this afternoon and find out......Oh.........wait.:roflmao: